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Oh, god! What?
Anyway, stupid Finn pushed me into a bush and I got scratched.
- Damn it, Schneider. - No, Schneider didn't say anything.
Right now, while there's still barely time.
Tonight I had a date.
she wasn't super sad.
He has nice eyes.
No pressure, Jerry?
Ay, niña, I felt like braiding it.
Which is why you buried me in it.
Berto, you look guapísimo in that suit.
So then I was like, "let's do this thing!"
Have you seen her, by the way? Please tell me she's eating something.
You can borrow mine.
That's, like, a second date revealer. If you're good, a never reveal.
Why do you like that kid again? Because he seems like a...
Now the teeth are too white. What is that?
You didn't wanna give me the heads-up that he was here?
Take it easy. It's just a first date.
I'm doing this.
At your age, I would literally kill myself.
"Adam Bennett."
then, follow them home.
Lo siento, mi Amor.
Oh, my god. It's all happening.
Red lipstick is for putas.
Every aspect of this date has been dissected by all the people in my life.
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
I have a package for Penelope Alvarez.
- No, wait, what? That was too fast. - No, you're too slow.
Or miniature golfing. Or to the arcade.
I'm sorry, honey.
Okay.
Claro, but I have to go. Schneider's a wreck.
I tried to shave.