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Or miniature golfing. Or to the arcade.
- No, wait, what? That was too fast. - No, you're too slow.
Take it easy. It's just a first date.
Oh, god! What?
You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
You can borrow mine.
Berto, you look guapísimo in that suit.
Lo siento, mi Amor.
Every aspect of this date has been dissected by all the people in my life.
Have you seen her, by the way? Please tell me she's eating something.
I tried to shave.
she wasn't super sad.
Tonight I had a date.
You didn't wanna give me the heads-up that he was here?
At your age, I would literally kill myself.
Red lipstick is for putas.
Claro, but I have to go. Schneider's a wreck.
Anyway, stupid Finn pushed me into a bush and I got scratched.
Oh, my god. It's all happening.
He has nice eyes.
then, follow them home.
Ay, niña, I felt like braiding it.
I'm doing this.
"Adam Bennett."
Which is why you buried me in it.
- Damn it, Schneider. - No, Schneider didn't say anything.
Why do you like that kid again? Because he seems like a...
Now the teeth are too white. What is that?
That's, like, a second date revealer. If you're good, a never reveal.
I'm sorry, honey.
No pressure, Jerry?
So then I was like, "let's do this thing!"
Okay.
I have a package for Penelope Alvarez.
Right now, while there's still barely time.