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Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo.
So, does papi think I'm a puta, too?
Duh!
hooking up while waiting in line to buy boyz ii men tickets.
Ay, no seas ridícula,
I was thinking of walking the aisles at target
Ugh! I felt that one in the gut.
What's abuelita doing?
I'm kinda jealous of him.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad.
I mean, listen, you do you, but you're a mother now.
It's Scarlet sunrise.
I think I know someone who can help you out.
Oh, look at me.
I am a latina, you are a 12-year-old boy,
We didn't get a chance to talk much, but...
Do you have some paper so I could write this down?
Over the top, or just Cuban?
This isn't because Finn pushed me into a bush.
It doesn't grow back thicker. That's a myth started by big wax.
Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again.
That's a good... Oh, you're serious?
Ooh, ooh, use this picture for my profile. I look cute there.
unless they want to be part of a very unfortunate story in the news.
So do your kids. No one wants to see your kids.
Of course.
I'm just having dinner, okay? And I'm not being a puta.
And keep your voice down because the kids can't know.
For you, I'd recommend a more old-fashioned approach.
So, you were my only option.
People don't hook up with their uber driver,
Uh, okay.
Everybody I know is either married
I didn't think this through at all. I...
I'm a snowman.
and moved on to someone whose bicycle isn't wearing sneakers.