Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a good... Oh, you're serious?

Over the top, or just Cuban?

Ooh, ooh, use this picture for my profile. I look cute there.

So, does papi think I'm a puta, too?

I'm kinda jealous of him.

Oh, look at me.

It doesn't grow back thicker. That's a myth started by big wax.

People don't hook up with their uber driver,

What's abuelita doing?

It's Scarlet sunrise.

Ay, no seas ridícula,

I was thinking of walking the aisles at target

So do your kids. No one wants to see your kids.

Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again.

I am a latina, you are a 12-year-old boy,

This isn't because Finn pushed me into a bush.

Ugh! I felt that one in the gut.

Do you have some paper so I could write this down?

and moved on to someone whose bicycle isn't wearing sneakers.

I didn't think this through at all. I...

I mean, listen, you do you, but you're a mother now.

I'm just having dinner, okay? And I'm not being a puta.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad.

For you, I'd recommend a more old-fashioned approach.

Everybody I know is either married

We didn't get a chance to talk much, but...

I think I know someone who can help you out.

And keep your voice down because the kids can't know.

hooking up while waiting in line to buy boyz ii men tickets.

Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo.

unless they want to be part of a very unfortunate story in the news.

So, you were my only option.