Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just having dinner, okay? And I'm not being a puta.

Yeah, I'm not gonna see him again.

So do your kids. No one wants to see your kids.

Anyway, I'm just, you know, flying solo.

Ugh! I felt that one in the gut.

For you, I'd recommend a more old-fashioned approach.

This isn't because Finn pushed me into a bush.

So, does papi think I'm a puta, too?

Do you have some paper so I could write this down?

I was thinking of walking the aisles at target

And keep your voice down because the kids can't know.

I'm kinda jealous of him.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds sad.

Over the top, or just Cuban?

What's abuelita doing?

It's Scarlet sunrise.

Everybody I know is either married

I am a latina, you are a 12-year-old boy,

People don't hook up with their uber driver,

I mean, listen, you do you, but you're a mother now.

It doesn't grow back thicker. That's a myth started by big wax.

We didn't get a chance to talk much, but...

and moved on to someone whose bicycle isn't wearing sneakers.

Ay, no seas ridícula,

Ooh, ooh, use this picture for my profile. I look cute there.

So, you were my only option.

I think I know someone who can help you out.

Oh, look at me.

unless they want to be part of a very unfortunate story in the news.

hooking up while waiting in line to buy boyz ii men tickets.

I didn't think this through at all. I...

That's a good... Oh, you're serious?