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I am yours.
How could you know? You've never left Cuba.
Anyway...
I am berto.
Everybody, I really appreciate all the advice but...
Yesterday, I was in my office... I'm a nurse.
With... the hair.
And all of this...
Am I in trouble?
And I had snuck into the havana club.
She's on a date.
So... you don't want a girlfriend, but you did wanna look nice.
Mine.
I know you're waiting for one more, but can I start you off with an appetizer?
I used to be in the army, but I don't wanna get off track.
You gotta start dating again, Penelope.
Uh-huh.
your papi would never say those things about you.
quenching forever their thirst for Amor.
Ah, of course, Hoochie.
I mean, casting your man aside and striking out on your own.
Mom, I'm fine! I mean, I thought it was cool
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I realized I...
make eye contact with an appealing stranger,
Little aloe Vera on your upper lip and you're good to go.
Just have fun. No pressure.
and if I were, it wouldn't be to my little brother
There is nothing wrong with having dinner with a friend...
Heads-up, Alex is here.
Anyway, I wanna be straight with you.
- He cannot know about this date. - Whoa!
so I can talk to Alex.