Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I came home early so we could all dish.

so I could get a free makeover.

Nobody can know.

I'm just gonna do a little Photoshop,

Come on, pen, you doing this or not?

- You told me she was going. - Oh, she lied.

I used one of your razors and cut myself.

Oh, Jerry, I'm sorry.

If you wanna have a second dinner, wear the red lipstick.

Yes, but that's not okay that you said that.

A crappy chick flick by myself.

Don't take this the wrong way, but your problems are nothing.

and then later you were, like, "I shouldn't have done that"?

because it's still winter and everything is where it's supposed to be,

I went to sephora, and bought a tube of mascara,

He's cute, right?

Stupid Finn keeps changing his mind.

Hey, you shaved your 'stache!

No, you're a married woman,

Mentirosa. She said she went,

- I mean it. - Please.

- Help. - All right, all right.

that you were blurring gender lines with your upper lip...

I'm really bad at Photoshop.

but Alex, he's still so young and this could definitely mess with him.

and right now you're my therapist, so I need you to keep up.

Oh, you know, mama got a big pile of bills with her name on it.

Yeah, you don't look that sorry.

Wait, just listen.

You could try a bathroom stall, but that's a little sketch.

Let me explain what you're looking at.