Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, pen, you doing this or not?

Mentirosa. She said she went,

He's cute, right?

Let me explain what you're looking at.

A crappy chick flick by myself.

and right now you're my therapist, so I need you to keep up.

- I mean it. - Please.

- You told me she was going. - Oh, she lied.

I came home early so we could all dish.

Yes, but that's not okay that you said that.

I went to sephora, and bought a tube of mascara,

I'm just gonna do a little Photoshop,

Oh, you know, mama got a big pile of bills with her name on it.

and then later you were, like, "I shouldn't have done that"?

I'm really bad at Photoshop.

- Help. - All right, all right.

Yeah, you don't look that sorry.

Wait, just listen.

I used one of your razors and cut myself.

Hey, you shaved your 'stache!

You could try a bathroom stall, but that's a little sketch.

because it's still winter and everything is where it's supposed to be,

Nobody can know.

Oh, Jerry, I'm sorry.

No, you're a married woman,

Stupid Finn keeps changing his mind.

but Alex, he's still so young and this could definitely mess with him.

that you were blurring gender lines with your upper lip...

If you wanna have a second dinner, wear the red lipstick.

so I could get a free makeover.

Don't take this the wrong way, but your problems are nothing.