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-[cell phone continues vibrating] -[breathing deeply]
No.
She's a fake salty giraffe who eats all the good leaves from the top of the tree,
Bro! Come on. Look, noobs. You're up.
No excuses.
[both] No.
From now on, let's promise to live our lives without giving any fu…
Wanna have a threesome?
We're broken up for good.
-What's the alcohol component? -Grenadine. [giggles] Lots of it.
-We didn't miss anything. It's all dumb. -Your subconscious would beg to differ.
Go in. She's just doing her makeup.
["Medicine" playing]
No, wait.
Are you going to prom?
she became the UN Ambassador for Ghana and Czech Republic--
-I may as well be dead. -No… No, it's a typo. People know you.
[cell phone chimes]
Go, go, go!
Yeah. We should find, like, another bathroom or plan or something.
[music plays]
[giggles]
-So you just didn't have to pee at all? -No.
Yes. And we're gonna be remembered.