HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Happy to help. Uh-huh.
- Second of all, give me your phone. - Why?
- Such an ugly crier. - He is the all-time worst crier.
- I'm gonna go get your sweater. - Thanks, sweetie.
Sex is a sprint, not a marathon.
You're leaving out a part of that.
I know that because you're still here.
You backslid all the way down the hill and back into the parking lot.
I feel the same way.
- I know that now. - Now that you slept with her?
Well, congratulations, you idiot.
When you called me, we'd gotten into this fight...
- Will you...? Will you marry him? - Yeah.
Genzlinger.
Like giant walking raisins. They're in a home...
But I know how you feel.
Jess, first of all, you're never gonna be old.
- Hey, Jess. - Hey.
Okay.
I can't move, my earring is stuck.
You are exactly what she needs.
If you still love me at all...
Take it easy, black George Michael. I have to do it. I have to tell her.
even when we know we're just making a mistake.
- Yo. What's up? - How'd the audition go?
Your life is too perfect to talk to anyone in Jess' condition.
- I'm not gonna do that. - You have "backslider" written all over.
- I need my phone. - No.
- I've got to go visit my dadi. - What?
Didn't realize I lived here too.
I'm gonna be a single old lady flashing people on the subway.
I don't know her name.
You saved them all. Think back, Nick, or whatever they call you in your time.
You know, for the first time in my life I feel like I want something that lasts.
You're Watching New Girl On Peacock