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Hey, what do you reckon, Rome, Dad boning Rhea?
-Should I maybe take the floor? -SHIV: Okay.
Oh, and, um, one more thing, real quick.
You want in?
but it sounds fucking slick, dude.
This is, like, fine.
Excuse me? How did she get to you?
-Hey. -SHIV: Hey.
ROMAN: (ON FILM) What can I say? Congrats on a thousand years...
Seriously? That's not a normal thing to ask?
let him know, be very direct:
♪ When I say L, you say OG ♪
Well, you know, get-- get a bit giggly.
SHIV (ON FILM): Hey, Dad. Congrats!
-Uh-huh. Yeah, these are... -Lovely.
-you will soon have a critical decision to make... -LOGAN: What the fuck is this?
And his sister Rose.
(SIGHS)
I'm just surprised you're still standing.
I like you, Greg.
I'm gonna announce tonight, in due course,
I don't know about that, but thank you.
I doubt that squatting over a storm drain
wondering about this. Rhea.
(RAPPING CONTINUES)
Or Fucklechester Rangers?
If she wants to throw him a big surprise party,
I hope that I brought something to the table, too.
I have total 360 latitude to work on my father's behalf.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah.
-Well... -SHIV: Well?
God, Tacitus... (STUTTERS) He just-- just--
as much time together one-on-one as we'd like,
LOGAN ROY: No, no, no. Rhea's smart on this.
Yeah.
-(SHIV SCOFFS) -Your dad is complicated.
-for Dad's CEO search. -Uh-huh, various individuals.
-Don't fucking laugh at that. -KENDALL: Shiv.
There's a call, and we might like your input.
-Thank you. Yeah... -Yeah.
-left brain for your killings? -That's very unfair.
How about you look it up on your phone
but yeah, let me have a little think. Hearts.
Excuse me? (CHUCKLES)
Oh, hey, it's me. Watch it.
Thank you, darling.
-and that way-- -If you refuse,
you could say.
Just working that out in the old noggin still.
-What happened there, Pa? -Huh?
-It's changed. -Mm-hm.
You ever been to Dundee? You wanna come to Dundee?
Oh, yeah, the little Dundee dinner.
Just wanted to, um, ask you something
I've seen enough.
Nice. Uh... You want to try one more?
In what sense?
Yeah. Malibu.
They're fucking robocalling me now.
Do you want to say hi?
Tell us a story, though.
-Yeah? -Mm.
Yeah, I mean, I guess...
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-Correct? -That's right, yeah, um...
-I think this might be the end of the company. -(CHEERING)
♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Oh, yeah? Yeah, you can see that?
Including yourself?
(APPLAUSE)
I may have made some misjudgments.
Yeah, right. Sounds smart.
KENDALL: (ON FILM) Hey, Dad. Hey, everybody.
before the shareholder meeting. You know that.
she would've approved of?
and I think we need to stop her.
You all wedgied up because Rhea stood on your back
TOM: Hey, hey, hey.
Dundee in the motherfucking house.
I have something I wanted to ask you.
SHIV: Uh... Dad would love that.
Oh, come on.
and so, I-- I had great seats,
You'll have to talk to the sand supplier,
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Whatever good buzz we had
Like, that was a century-defining fuck.
I really don't want this shit in my ears, you know?
I just wanted to say "Happy Night."
Uh... Look, you stay as long as you like,
Inking, web-offset press.