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Pleasure to meet you.
You know that I want this, and that I can do it.
Basically, it was a fucking disaster.
No fear of the cost of legal action.
who's been to meet me at my lowest moments...
-I'm Hibs. -You're Hibs?
Hey, I'm drowning in pussy and everything's golden.
LOGAN: Hey.
Way to ease us in, sis.
to go back to Scotland for this dedication dinner.
HUGO: Short term question is:
All sorts of useful fucking words have gone that way.
-Logan's mother Helen. -ALL: To Helen.
Excuse me? The woman who you barely know
We asked for a number. Any number.
(CONNOR AND ROMAN LAUGH)
(CLICKS TONGUE) Why?
Connor, we're ready for you.
the past, well, it's...
YOUR NEWS OUTLETS OR YOUR CRUISE CRIMES
It's not what you think.
Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor,
I don't know, maybe mention Rose,
-Really? -LOGAN: Uh-huh.
The thing you think is ammo is not ammo.
-ALL: (SCATTERED) Cheers. -CONNOR: Slàinte mhath.
-SHIV: What? No. -Are you sweating?
My grandpa has made it clear
(SHIV SNORTS)
-Fuck's sake. -I mean...
Home was all over.
(SIGHS) It wasn't... what they say, you know?
Should we... get married?
And I wonder about the optics, but, uh
We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
to honor my dad's life and work.
Je suis pas ta secretaire.
Oh, right.
Guess you'll have to face your reckoning alone.
Everything okay?
but I'm unbelievably proud to be your son.
It's gonna blow wide open.
Ah. Look who made it.
Why don't we do just one more where...
-More than any of you, actually. -Oh, Roman, no one gives a fuck
(STUTTERS) Right, well...
I mean, (CHUCKLES) uh... memorial.
-(SUCKS TEETH) Fuck. -You okay?
(TAPPING ON GLASS)
-CONNOR: Remember? -SHIV: Huh.
But when we're out on the other side of this all...
Uncle Logs.
Dad's plaque thing.
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Uh...
I know she never would've approved of what you've become.
♪ Don't get it twisted I've been through hell ♪
-Look at you. -(SHIV MUTTERS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
It's fine. It was just-- It was funny.
Ken.W.A.
(LOGAN GRUMBLES)
for us, you know?
You leaning towards someone, say, like me
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
Any chance you guys have the muscle to take us private?
-I want you to meet my dad. -JENNIFER: Okay.
Uh... (SCOFFS)
Look, I know how you hate all this bullshit,
Hearts, that's my dad's team.
the first fucking pancake.
Then why are you fucking me about?
I'm a ding-dong, doodle-bug dipshit with a tit mouse dick
Um... They're asking if you want to stay for lunch.
Well, bullshit, but thank you.
Uh, no, no, sorry.
-Uh-huh. -You remember...
(TOWEL DISPENSER WHIRS)
Hey, can we get Jennifer on the first flight outta here?
You and Ewan were lucky to make it out to Canada.
...you've overplayed your hand.
You know, maybe you're right.