Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, but I bet if she did, you'd cry because you love her.

Board up my windows? What are my windows?

- Where's the 30 bucks? - Oh, I bought this "electronical" football game.

I'm gonna need to check your lung capacities! (Laughing)

I know you love Marquette, and I made my peace with that.

- I'm not going to Marquette. - Well, then never mind.

I mean, what if we actually end up going to different colleges?

- you could go to college too. - You don't trust me alone in the house, do you?

Eric, you're supposed to be following the map. What the hell are you doing back there?

And then, a few years later, you'll die.

Now, I'm not saying you have to promise me anything.

We should go away more often!

Okay. So, is everyone ready...

State schools are cheap. That's where you belong.

and I'll get it back.

- I mean, people do that all the time, right? - Yeah.

Well, you made her laugh. That's worth 30 bucks.

We always have a big dorm party, tons of beer, tons of chicks.

Signed, my parents."

Well, yeah, but there's an upside.