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and make out with guys named Ted, then-

and I'm gonna die, and we can't control anything that happens to us!

there'll be lots of cute boys around.

- (Kitty) Red, honey! - Incoming!

And I don't want that.

Wait, what's wrong? Was there a height requirement for the cheerleading team?

You have to deal with him the way he deals with you.

I mean, look. Last week, he called me his girlfriend.

- Hold it. Girls live here too? - Yes, sir. We're coed.

"Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.

I mean, this is my first step into the real world.

So that's a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard.

Look, they even have dirty cartoons on the wall.

I haven't been this frosty since Korea.

My boyfriend goes to school in New York, and we've been together for three years.

Please, God, don't let it be me.

I get my learnin' on the street.

if you don't want me to go on this trip, I'll understand.