Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, could he talk.
They gotta put up the big front so that people will trust 'em with their money.
Mr. Hail-fellow-well-met, about to open his own business here,
Then bring me a fruit cocktail while I wait.
I'm Freddy Riedenschneider. Hungry?
I wish I'd played better for you 'cause I know it would've made you real happy.
I don't know what to do.
This is when you come together.
I could offer a guilty plea, and in return they don't give you the juice,
Frank Raffo, my brother-in-law, was the principal barber.
That our souls were still connected,
Have a seat, mister.
I've made inquiries.
Shave my legs, will ya?
Freddy Riedenschneider was busy preparing.
Subject: David Allen Brewster,
Hello, Tony.
Listen, when the annex opens up, you gotta stop by.
A bigger one, even, than what had really happened to Big Dave,
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Not that I complained, mind you.
No court-martial. Honorable discharge, may 8, 1945.
I thought there would be arguments,
Tell Doris not to worry.
Ed, gimme a zip.
Of his professional career.
It was a pretty good speech and even had me going,
In some boat yard in San Diego.
They winched it out...
Jesus.
- You sure, Eddie? - Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Complainant has a broken nose, couple of broken ribs.
Yeah, it's a nice rug.
Doris didn't much feel like going, and I didn't either.
But I don't think you want to spend the rest of your life in chino.
Doris wasn't big on divine worship,
Then I waited.
What sunspots are made of,
We never told anyone outside of our official report,
But it's true.
I hate wops.
I never even wanna hear those words.
I didn't say a word.
Cutting the hair and chewing the fat.
Sit down over there.
How did she do?
A lot of folks live with the pate exposed.
I have been 13 years as an entrepreneur, and I have never...
Maybe have a drink.
Who gets the privilege?
But everyone call me Birdy.
This is a man who knows nothing, no matter how much you tell him.
What do I say when I don't like dinner?
I've done the research, I've contacted the vendors.
Banging into the dead ends,
Oh, no, it's okay.
Big Dave's annex. Now, this is strictly haberdashery.
What's the point?
My name's Diedrickson, county medical examiner.
No annex.
The wheels of justice turn slow.
And all those twists and turns...
But then I went and found the pansy.
ARNEY BRAGG??? AGAIN???
And they were all still struggling way down below.
It was... nice to meet you, sir.
That I wasn't the kind of guy to kill a guy,
Who got into town two days later...
It was clean.
He told me not to worry, though. Said he'd think of something.
The Christmas push.
- Big Dave. - Huh?
It was a routine we fell into most every evening.
I am Carcanogues. You will wait, my dear.
As per our discussion.
Doris going.
But I couldn't see any pattern.
The judge comes in last. He'll come in when Doris gets here.
Jesus. Bingo.
Well, we goin'?
I even went when Walter was away on his research trips.
What's going on, Ed?
I don't understand.
No, I... no, l-I do probate and real estate...
Maybe the things I don't understand will be clearer there,
Well, it was quite something.
Me, I don't talk much.
I just cut the hair.
Come in.
Cleanliness, friend.
My first instinct was no, no, the whole idea was nuts.
Dough is dough, huh?