Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was clean.
Well, we goin'?
What sunspots are made of,
Tell Doris not to worry.
How did she do?
Ed, gimme a zip.
The judge comes in last. He'll come in when Doris gets here.
Big Dave's annex. Now, this is strictly haberdashery.
Listen, when the annex opens up, you gotta stop by.
Then bring me a fruit cocktail while I wait.
We never told anyone outside of our official report,
What's going on, Ed?
I even went when Walter was away on his research trips.
Jesus.
No, I... no, l-I do probate and real estate...
What's the point?
Have a seat, mister.
But I don't think you want to spend the rest of your life in chino.
I've done the research, I've contacted the vendors.
Sit down over there.
Well, it was quite something.
It was a routine we fell into most every evening.
- Big Dave. - Huh?
I thought there would be arguments,
I could offer a guilty plea, and in return they don't give you the juice,
I never even wanna hear those words.
Man, could he talk.
Doris didn't much feel like going, and I didn't either.
Me, I don't talk much.
As per our discussion.
I just cut the hair.
But it's true.
Maybe have a drink.
This is when you come together.
The wheels of justice turn slow.
I don't know what to do.
It was a pretty good speech and even had me going,
Hello, Tony.
Complainant has a broken nose, couple of broken ribs.
Of his professional career.
I don't understand.
Shave my legs, will ya?
But then I went and found the pansy.
- You sure, Eddie? - Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
They winched it out...
I have been 13 years as an entrepreneur, and I have never...
And they were all still struggling way down below.
What do I say when I don't like dinner?
I'm Freddy Riedenschneider. Hungry?
In some boat yard in San Diego.
ARNEY BRAGG??? AGAIN???
Jesus. Bingo.
Subject: David Allen Brewster,
My name's Diedrickson, county medical examiner.
Cleanliness, friend.
Yeah, it's a nice rug.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
No court-martial. Honorable discharge, may 8, 1945.
No annex.
Then I waited.
I wish I'd played better for you 'cause I know it would've made you real happy.
A bigger one, even, than what had really happened to Big Dave,
Oh, no, it's okay.
Not that I complained, mind you.
Maybe the things I don't understand will be clearer there,
I hate wops.
Freddy Riedenschneider was busy preparing.
It was... nice to meet you, sir.
The Christmas push.
This is a man who knows nothing, no matter how much you tell him.
Doris going.
My first instinct was no, no, the whole idea was nuts.
Cutting the hair and chewing the fat.
I've made inquiries.
Frank Raffo, my brother-in-law, was the principal barber.
Dough is dough, huh?
Who gets the privilege?
He told me not to worry, though. Said he'd think of something.
And all those twists and turns...
I didn't say a word.
Who got into town two days later...
That our souls were still connected,
Doris wasn't big on divine worship,
But I couldn't see any pattern.
They gotta put up the big front so that people will trust 'em with their money.
A lot of folks live with the pate exposed.
That I wasn't the kind of guy to kill a guy,
Mr. Hail-fellow-well-met, about to open his own business here,
Banging into the dead ends,
But everyone call me Birdy.
Come in.
I am Carcanogues. You will wait, my dear.