Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you see what's happening out there?

- He's definitely lost it. - Yup.

Tonight, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas

Man, that new version must've sucked balls.

All our favorite movies are going to be changed and updated

Alright, let's go get the gymnasium ready.

The organization was created to protect Hollywood's

Gentlemen, these toddler murder fans think that you're insane

God dammit, that pisses me off!

You little brats-- I mean, you darling children

but we'll never stop trying to protect films!

When an artist creates,

And if we can get a hold of the negative, they can't change the movie?

Yes, everything's new. New is better!

Where does it end?!

and modernized technology!

the convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?

So we have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song.

Can we also work towards freeing Hat?

Coming this summer,

and modernized technolog

WE Don't care he raped a baby

to Raiders of the Lost Ark

will be at the premiere of the new, special edition

That's different.

The simple, funny aliens are now super bad-ass and cool!

And I've gotta be honest with you, it isn't going well.

I'll never make it! I'll never make it!

so how can we get him out of prison?

Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked

You understand why films shouldn't be changed!

And if we refuse?

You have to offer fabulous prizes

I think that's what separates us from the Steven Spielbergs

We liked them the way they were!

Just answer me this, Tweek.

That is our understanding.