Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Why stay we on earth except to grow?"
I remember when there was a new one every night. Y'all was pussy magnets.
Coming.
- How do I look? - Well, pretty good.
And I wanted her for my very own.
and I'll have my pick of goddamn debauchers:
We read too many damn books.
Why don't you ever see them?
"Who palmed the lie on me when you looked Brassily at my shyest secret
It's no big deal...
and I guess that was the Ernest & Julio talking.
He's right, you know. I can't stay here.
Are you ready to see our daughter graduate?
I don't go to school. I waitress. You need one?
You do? Just exactly who is Plato and who is Socrates...
You got any short stories you haven't destroyed by fire or scissor?
You haven't stayed over there since before Christmas, right?
But it's all right, because Lawson is gonna take us home.
You are Socrates, of course.
- They're your what? - You cannot call them losers.
It felt good to remember...
He started spending more time with us than he was at home.
I am a professor. I am a troubadour. A poet.
Lorraine was great at being wrong.
Video poker or nickel slots?
You fucking sold my car for fucking $300?
Just hold that punch.
You know damn well I've been looking for a job.
Has it ever occurred to you that if we help her get on her feet, she might move on?
"Please come. Someone I love will be there and I want to introduce you."
- Come see what Pursey did. - Christ. Stop yelling.
Like her voice, the way she smelled, you know, anything.
I don't have a card for procrastinate.
Bravo, man.
It's clear. I pissed clear.
Am I, really?
Couldn't you count to nine months?
That happened in a fight? You lost?
But when you're finished, why don't we just all sit down and talk like a family?
After she died, I hardly ever heard from Lorraine.
You already live in my house for free.
Mother, go make my bed
It was our home that night, all of ours.
I mean, I don't have...
This is stories of misfits...
Now, you must work as if you're gonna live 100 years...
Okay.
came in and announced...
I may have fallen a little in love myself.
Winter arrived before we realized the sunlit hours of summer had waned.
Hey, is that an SAT application?
where William Burroughs spent his last years?
How'd that happen?
But I love the rain.
that I could carry with me for eternity.
Besides, when you sell that book, everything will change...
That's nice...
Years ago, you were easier to trust.
A few. The 10th, 11th, and 12th. Do you mind?
Molière.
Lee, what are you doing here? How did you find me?
Jesus H. Christ.
What else can I get you boys?
How do you know who I live with?
Have you lost your goddamn mind completely?
Somehow, the wine began to outlast the day...
And I got you this.
My true love died for me yesterday
Listen, Pursey, I need to tell you something.
She was right.
She's got a crush, and we both know how nice that is.
Firstly, it'll get you out of the house, for my sanity.
It was love at first sight.
"To drag one's ass in such a pathetic manner...
That's a really good look for you, too.
"Tommy, at the front of the hall, waving his arms wildly...
and he cracked Bobby's face wide open.
Will you forget that?
You can't park here. You'll get another ticket.