Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for Leslie's campaign.

I asked you for one thing.

Look, Knope, I've always liked you.

that was hilarious...ly awful...ly funny

on the 12:15 flight through Salt Lake City.

Ow, that was loud.

not the guy who called you a bitch.

And frankly, they've donated

you want to be part of this?

"who better to be backup singers than Leslie's campaign team?"

Dave, why would you tell me that here and now?

I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me.

um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other.

Well, I want to talk to you, and if not,

It's one of several nicknames I made up for you,

Okay, I would like that.

But the Newports run this town.

She originally put me in charge of hot dogs

I would definitely endorse Leslie.

- Oh, hey, uh, may I say... - Don't.

I never thought I'd say this to you, son,

'cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening.

a lot of money to the department.

Let's not get hung up on who wants what.

Leslie calls it that sometimes.

I did--nuttin' was said. Nuttin' was just now--

- But I may be coming back. - How's that, now?

but there's something I got to say to you.

It's called "music,"

"ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain."

Doubletime, you said?

Excuse me. I'm gonna use the bathroom.

- You brought it on yourself. - What?

Did you just say you were still in love with me?

I could take a little jaunt with you.

"You wore me down."

The two of you sharing a nice bottle of--

'cause first, we're going to have dinner

Double endorsement.

I'm about to endorse ten beers into my mouth,

That's worked before.

It's kind of like We Are The World,

is so much better for this police department