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- It's wonderful, Roger. - How are you paying for this?
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
Now, to find him.
Well, this invention- Roger?
You know how you're always making a mess and I have to clean it up?
All I have to do is keep him weak and needy until the kids come back.
Oh, hell no. [Growls]
[Laughing] Yes.
[Explosion]
My God, I never realized how boring you are.
[Growls]
They stole my swimming jeans.
I'm off my meds!
(JABBERING)
- Now, there are three settings. - [Beeps]
- [Shouting] - [Muffled Shouting]
Your mother
[Weakly] Get me work.
This room is the kitchen, slash, bedroom, slash, living room, slash, dance studio.
Relax, M.C. Raw G. Let it go.
[Whistling] Roger!
Guau
Kill me.
Actually, Stan, I'm teaching Roger to be self-sufficient...
[Whimpering, Sobbing]
I knew the kids couldn't be my buffer forever, but Roger was my ace in the hole.
[Tires Squeal, Screech]