HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Chip, shut up! We can't hear them.
Well, enjoy your date with your spaghetti.
Mick! Help!
Who are they?
This is a direct line. Enjoy.
(woman screaming)
Buon appetito.
There was a goose honk and a foghorn.
That boat is a 90-foot yacht.
You know what? I'm just gonna take a quick mosey around,
(muffled screams)
I guess that settles it.
with what they all do.
(yells)
It's an Italian restaurant. Lower your voice.
What are we even talking about?
I jump out. I grab the tire iron.
I just got dibs on a brand-new master bedroom
How was that funny, Jimmy?!
Or what? You'll tell Mom?
What?
(slow, distorted grunting)
He is insanely out of your league.
And take your frickin' shoes off.
and I put my name down with the doorwoman.
- (screaming) - (yelling)
All right. Guys, listen.
Mother!
No, you shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Okay.
Then he invited me to dinner on his boat.
(glass shatters)
Yeah.
- to those things. - Mm-hmm.
POODLE: Go bag in the... (beep)
Mickey, I like you.
Thanks again for waxing my bikini line,
find the place where ladies go pee-pee.