Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm serious. I have hard evidence.

But I got to figure out an appropriate thing to wear

And so I want to take it slow. Okay?

like you do every single week, Marta.

You guys, it's Mom and Dad!

In my country, it's a real high compliment.

CHRISTOPHER (distorted): Be still, Fernando. We shouldn't...

I made a real ass out of myself.

They are not coming home.

CHIP (recording): Hey, Jen. It's Chip. (chuckles)

I went full beast mode on our date.

And I'm yelling at him to pull over, right?

I'm so sorry we haven't been in touch,

Jimmy, we're watching Aliens. I'll show you.

You're actually both right.

And where did Mom and Dad go on their honeymoon?

Well, now I feel like you're lying.

I'm taking the master.

Don't pay any attention to them.

Sure. And I love listening to your many, many problems.

Get that woman away from me!

- BEN: Mommy! - What? Dad!

So I think this new bedroom will be a good thing

till Mom and Dad get back home so I don't have to listen

And this is the bedroom.

Don't touch that drawer. Okay? Don't touch her jewelry!

Like Christopher and Poodle did.

Will someone do something?

I record all my phone calls.

Okay, Mick, come here. Sit down! Mick.

Don't even look at it. You're playing a dangerous game, woman.

That's dude is the heir to a family in Greenwich

been calling us this whole time, but they haven't.

You're dating a pirate?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Damn it, they called again when we were fighting.

Okay. Here you go, Benito.