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Happy Birthday ‘Merica
Let me tast you in bed first Okay
I'll never know.
The AL is emerging
NEVER GO FULL USD
Hey Dave, do you have that $100? No I don't have your $10 colton!
Hit the plunger
Really swung for the fences, huh?
one man chose to question his God.
Yeah, I've never been in the military, per se,
–This feels pretty real! –Exactly! Let's use it.
Whatever you do never go full ann coulter
–Jesus. –What's going on?
What? I don't understand.
We got you loud and clear here, Les.
The Dudes are emerging
I'm going potty. You want to hold my dick?
Farting in bath tubs, laughing ur ass off Stupid ass Jack
I'm betting he's got more of these battles
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown Coming Soon On BBC one and BBC iplayer
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
Yeah!
–I got something to tell you. –Okay.
Survive.
Gimme that goddamn patch!
Never go full mijo
I don't read the script, script reads me.
I killed a panda.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Goddamn shit-picking cock!
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
Stop right there!
work the pipe and swallow the gravy.
and you are not going to fail me.
At first Mercury's music was fast. Then he changed to soft, sleepy tunes. One eye of Argus closed, then another. Mercury played on. At last one eye was open. Now Mercury's music was very soft. He played the sweetest tune he knew. Just as the music ended, the eye closed. All hundred eyes were shut. Argus was asleep!
–I got it. –You got it upside down.
They’ll slime ya the whole deal
A TSSM airplane? G9 for life
Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
They say that the movie's just about farts. It's about family,
Big dick playa
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, looked retarded, act retarded, is retarded.
Words to live by
Remember? Went full retard? Went home empty-handed.
what the hell china! that's a bat, man!
Oh yes my dear man More beans
You was fartin in bathtubs... Laughing your ass off.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It's good, I love it, great. But I need to…
I mean, are we in a crisis?
Let's make Lemonade
No more frequent flier bitch miles for my boy
'Cause we're tired of being your trail donkeys!
trying to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.
Instead of 100 million,
Welcome to the goodie room
Yes.
man, everyone's into he-man every once in a while!
Man, everyone’s gay once in a while
I collar up some greens
Dang. Short-bus is taking some real hits.
Shit! What are you fucking both doing, Good Lord!
I think I can put it back in!
No offense, Kirk, I know you're the big fancy actor here,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
1976 1993
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
If I see one more head pop up, it's gonna be bullet Whac-A-Mole.
This is insane!
God damn it! Okay. Where'd he go?
Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar.
Yeah. But those dudes was trained soldiers.
Satan's Alley Coming Soon On BBC three and BBC iplayer
Oh, Jesus.
–They got him on the move! –That's torture, man.
Next Time You See A Daikin Rep
–No. No, no, no, no, no… –All right, you know what?
Responsible gun owner.
The dudes are emerging.
You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.
Letting loose this summer.
This summer, America's favorite obese family is back.
I'm a rooster illusion.
'cause I got something to…
In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up
how bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
–He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis. –Almost!
I'm Gonna Tickle You. - Hold Me, Hold Me.
Big ass titties!!!
Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded.
Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat.
The insecurity level with you guys is ridiculous!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Really makes a guy feel pretty small.
I got a baaaad feelin on this sweden game
You are my chosen disciples.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Scorcher VI Global Meltdown The Fatties: Fart Two Satan's Alley
I KNOW YOU READ MY TEXT MESSAGE!!!
Can I be tied to another post? Okay.
First take a big step back and fuck your own face
Quick as lightning, Mercury jumped up. He took the sword from his belt. With one blow, he cut off Argus' head. Io was free from the hundred watching eyes. "How can I thank you?" Io cried. "You are not a shepherd. Tell me your name."
pump your brakes kid that beverage is a national treasure
Maybe y'all heard of me. Y'all heard of Alpa Chino? No?
You on the set?
Get down. Get down! Get down! Chow Yun-Fat, get the hell down!
Any tips?
Sergeant Lincoln Osiris.
Never go Full Retired.
Anybody else care to give away our position to Charlie?
Man, just 'cause it's a multilayered agenda of the cabal don't make it not true!
Lizzie McGuire
Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne. Welcome aboard.
hold these men off, now!
–Who are you? –That's awesome, man.
You went full retro man
You wouldn't say “Chineses.”
I think I can put it back in!
You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny
Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars available at concessions now.
in the ears hanging from his dog tags.
Paul, I think you have a fine brain, just have some spice..
You go be all you can be, man
I don’t grow collard greens…. Get sum
I'll always be a screw-up. No one'll ever respect me.
ACPFM just pissed her pantsuit
The circus life 280 days a year on location.
Daddy... What's Going On Isabel I'm Moving To The Valley What Why On Earth Would Would You Do That? Because It's Normal I Know I Know But I'm Not Gonna Be One Anymore
Smoke!
Get these chickenshit shells out of here ASAFP
to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
That shit blew me away! I got high to that shit! You the man!
never go full slow trader
How about I send you a hobo's dick cheese?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Yeah, it's a huge deal for me, are you kidding?
United States Army, 694529987.
A grill you say...
Wherever he is? Looks like he's all over the place.
–Move! Move! Hello, Les! Hello! –Get your ass out of my…
Never go full retard
Hats off for going there,
That shit ain’t fair
Everybody knows you never go full Brett Favre.
I was a saucier in San Antone
Getting ready for the week…
Don't dawdle now!
Get on that horn and get some firepower, boy!
I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed in my head movies
Hit that SECDEF in the face REALLY fucking Hard
Upsy-daisy.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
It's Les Grossman. He throws these words around.
Hit that SECDEF in the face Really fucking hard
Yo, that's the Bermuda Triangle, dumbass.
Yeah, baby, come on. Just a little taste.
die in the jungle, alone, for some money and a G5?
What do you mean “These Individuals”?
When an EIT is taking too long to ask a question
what do you mean "those people"?
When your coworkers ask what’s wrong with you?
Hell yeah Paid fo
Yeah, you son of a bitch!
Take off your clothes!
HERE’S MY MOTHERFUCKIN’ FARM!!
–Give me that goddamn map! Fuck you! –Hey!
Might as well have some of this Birdie Juice
The Boy Everybody Was Jealous Of.
Lauri left the freezer open
A bigger bonus?
is action juggernaut Tugg Speedman.
Yeah, man, Scorcher I was great. Let's get the fuck out of here!
i got 200 pounds of non'yer damn biznitch
Never go full communist.
Crazy's better than nothing
Hiking Into A Fire Be Like
Damn! I thought the movie was bad.
Financed by hotheaded mega-mogul Les Grossman,
you sell that box of nails meech
All right. Yeah.
Never go full desperate
You guys all read the script, right?
–You look good. –Any tips?
The studio wants to shut us down. That's the bad news.
… the world called on the one man who could make a difference.
five-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus
Sose szabad fullba nyomni a kretént
I always wanted to, but I guess I just never had the courage to ask.
What the fuck did I just hear?
Mark Fagan
and they shot us over the wall, and we parachuted down.
Never go full Dallas mavericks
Never go full Beathard
Be here till Chinese New Year waiting for my man to CTB.
and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
That shit ain't funny.
beds give me nightmares
What? Hell, yo. What's up, baby?
Booty Sweat
$100 million?? I got a better idea.
–Is that cool? –What? No!
I've moved on
Wishing Tugg all the best on that one.
It's Nick Stevens, isn't it? That little fucker.
Me watching United
Hey! I want you to know something.
It's muh-muh-muh my boyfriend's event!
Niccolo comments + GOPA login for externals + this morning mail
When It's hot as fck outside and you're the only one that brought drinks
Funny, huh?
Only this time, it's different.
Okay.
I gotta get back to the hotel, for real!
He's reaching out. We're 10,000 miles away.
RF-AK Staff to 121 and MARFORPAC
This is not cool!
And believe me, gentlemen, it will be glorious.