Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

pump your brakes, kid that beverage is a national treasure

you ever did when I was in theater school.

–He must have missed his mark. –Missed his mark?

–Yeah, that's wicked. –Good.

When Michael hall asks for a discount

I'm way beyond TiVo.

–like really retarded. –Oh, yeah.

and I'm going to make sure because I'm the director.

This motherfucker's dead

Fuck you, you can't do what I do

To the mars credit, he's actually eased up on the retard throttle.

Roll your shit up, man. We going home.

–Me on stand-up bass. –Johnny on drums.

Come on, dude. You more shredded than a julienne salad.

in this chickenshit chop-chop! ASAFP!

You're a Masjid Be a Masjid

Fuck you, Charlie!

He'll become a naturalist.

Pump your breaks, kid. Rezz is a regional treasure

In a time where to be different was to be condemned,

–That's what we do, right? Yeah. –Yeah.

Who send you here?

And you can, no matter what, you can't fucking untie me until it is done,

Serial number 694529987.

I’ll handle the reopenings.

Go Fuck Yourself! Go Fuck Yourself!

scratch! ow! i'm afraid i'm gonna have to ask you to leave (points to exit sign) oh ok, next time i'll ask you to leave! and i will pay down and be good!

Just 'cause it's the theme song, don't make it not true.

you went max doug never go max doug

Sanducci. Hold up, man, keep it on the down-low.

i got about 200 pounds of non'yer damn biznitch

Gedda's reply every time Joe L posts a meme

I thought we never go full Empire of The Sun…

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Are you still crazy? We gotta get Candisky to the chopper!

All right. We're having a…

I don't drop the last twist until the Prologue

Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard.

I've been a bad, bad boy, Father.

Your objective is to head north to the D'ang Kwook River

You’re AT HOME Be AT HOME!

Four Leaf, since you're the staff sergeant,

Didn't your dog have, like, leukemia or something

How about you, man?

Let's make lemonade. Let's go to work.

That's fucking bullshit! It's a chump move.

–We busting Speedman out. –Speedmars here?

And I think I can spot

–Everybody's got issues! –Yeah, man, everybody got issues.

Lay your ass back down and look at the stars.

Try to stay in character. Remember, we're on camera.

We gotta get his cracker ass to the chopper!

She in heaven now

An Act of god? who's his insurance provider? I'd like to file a claim.

Lets make Lemonade Lets go to work

never go big 'l'.

i got about 200 pounds of none your damn buznit

g-g-g-got a g-g-good brain.

–Oh, God. –Y'all might be in for a treat.

Fly Guides trying to pronounce Latin names of aquatic insects.

I'm so excited, you know what I'm saying, about doing Tropic Thunder.

–They were drugs. –Really?

Who's with you?

When she ask me what’s my sign

When a liberal tries to start a conversation with you…

And you can call me

Hey, Matt, what's up man? Fucking Nothing, Flacco. I'm eating Jellybeans, man

That's physics. It's inevitable.

You’re a great director Now shut the fuck up and make another movie

Bingo! Move out.

"I am Mercury. Jupiter sent me to kill Argus. I wish I could change into a woman again. If I did, Juno would really be angry. But at least Argus will no longer watch you." Juno was angry enough when she heard that Argus was dead. "Go to the body," she ordered.

Never go full Tua

I love that pussy, hell, yeah, hell, yeah

Okay. That's where they keeping him.

I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.

I gotta take a 12 pound shit!!!

It should've got Oscar

We've watched it many, many times.

was followed by an ill-advised venture into serious dramatic territory.

At least you get to choose yours.

Tugg! It is not okay! Tugg! It is not okay!

–What's her name? –Lance.

I'm sorry. Could we cut?

Don't worry, I'm not gonna put them on again.

Erika, get me a VitaminWater!

I'm going to Grossman's office, I'm playing the card.

You're scottish. Be Scottish.

Hey, Shanahan! We got our QB1!

I g-g-g-g got a good brain.

TiVo? I’m way beyond TiVo…

Never go full Bobby P

Just because its a theme song Doesn't make it not true

Laz, come on. He joined the circus. Let's go.

lately his Scorcher films have lost their heat.

Never go full retard.

Everybody knows you never go full Brett Favre.

You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam.

We got a big day tomorrow. Let's get focused.

–Do you? –No!

–Door! –One, two, three!

“Hey, baby, you and me's going on a date.” That's the end of story

Israel will weep for him.

–What? –Fuck the jungle.

Fortnite sucks ass!

RAMADAN FASTING

And lots of money.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

remember kids never go full max doug

of the Most Expensive Fake True War Story Ever.”

You limp dick faggots!

Midas spent some time with his daughter and some time ruling his people. But most of his time he spent with his gold. He kept it in a secret room under his palace. After locking the door, he loved to sit and look at it. He liked to pile the gold high around him. Over and over he counted his money.

All right, you get some of those little video type cameras.

Damn! I thought the movie was bad.

Shadow me, Pinocchio!

Peck! We have it handled.

Never go full sodium

NEVER GO FULL USD

What do you mean "you people"?

Banger for my Boooy!!!

David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumping off here!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award,

I just know the sound it makes when kids stop complaining about being too hot

When the ex asks For a favor

Boom! End of story. They hook up the TiVo yet?

Well, you can't have it, 'cause Damien gave it me.

Come on, come on, come on.

all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm gonna put on this thing. Don't move.

–You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny. –Am not!

If he cries, you cry harder, man.

I'm head to toe legitimate

Like the dumbest mfer that ever lived

I mean, thats probably not even her real name

Got locked out of his computer. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. But he charmed the pants off Jack and got a 168 on his LSAT, that ain’t retarded

You lied about fighting the Vietnam War.

He's Been Here the Whole Time?

from a heavily guarded NVA Prison Camp.

No, No, No, No- That's My New Car And Not Within. You See That Screen There?

WELCOME TO THE GOODY ROOM

What do you mean "if"?

Never steal full tard, man

What's your secret man? Cause I’m trying to get some leave like that Any tips?

Never go full Circle

No one: Shane when Eddie tells him what to do

Gimme that damn parachute...

How bout I send you a hobo's dick cheese?

When the herd loses its way,

Well, being an actor is no different

i'm a Doug playing a doug disguised as another doug

You go be all you can be, man.

"“Hey, Baby, You And Me's Going On A Date.” That's The End Of Story."

And no one gets to go home till we get the shots.

Come on, we gotta split, man.

It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.

Yeah, this isn't me.

At least you got to choose yours

–How we doing? We making good time? –We're making good time,

Then we take those boys up there,

You're my brother.

Pop an ASS open

I was talking to whoever was listening to me.

I'm not joking around, I'm nauseous.

Im a wool farmer, motherfucker Im a wool farmer, motherfucker!

Popopopopopo with old spice

Never go full JCS.

You're on the wrong side of 40. You're childless and alone.

You're a great American! This country owes you a huge debt.

Get the respect you deserve with Old Spice.

He's on tilt status.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

and liberate the POW camp,

where Hollywood was split into schisms,

there's the map, this is the scene list.

Just wish I had a director like this on Jack.

When a liberal tries to debate with you… But you do not negotiate with terrorists