Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

Paul, I think you’ve got a fine brain

That’s physics. It’s inevitable.

Clowns! Tugg Speedman, he can't cry! He can't cry!

IS THAT A LIFE PACK 15?

Telling my wife to chill out

Dude, I'm trying to… I got your back, man.

Everybody knows you never go full Jordanian

Instead of 100 lattice, how about I send you a hobo’s dick cheese

–Really? –Yeah, when he was cut up.

I don't know, but you need to tell them.

Don’t survive!

–Hey! –All right, now!

Hey remember when I called Grimace a cankerous whore? SHe’s notttt

Hey. I didn't mean to show you up back there.

They're gonna kill him!

He just like a little boy, playing with his dick when he nervous.

Speedman is a dying star,

The universe is talking to us right now.

Yeah, yeah, live it. Yeah, exactly.

Hell, yeah, do it. V.C. Soldiers doing the hip-hop bunny hop, Damien.

What the hell does that even mean?

Go to town, man! Go to town!

Whoever it is, it's not funny, okay?

You're gonna focus up now, motherfucker, and say it.

Hey, it was an accident, man.

So take a chow break. Chow break!

Yeah, I know. In about two seconds with the Pecker.

Really fucking hard.

Yeah. We could do something by getting our asses back to the hotel,

Let's do it. You feel it? You feel me?

Suck My Gawkbox!

Let's be friends.

wat the fuck the fuck what

All right. That's enough.

When your nominee pick didn't win

I got a gooood feeling on this one

Me not understanding the work in class

Jesus Christ, Tugg! Man, don't scare me like that!

never go big 'l'.

A dude filming a dude compressed by another dude

–“It's me, Tugg!” –It's me, Tugg.

You spank that ass!

Never go full gayed

If You want lizzie McGuire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating like the videos

I'm trying to agree with you. The point is they did something.

–“Viet Cong”! –What?

–Hello, Les! –Okay.

the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.

You're Australian! Be Australian! Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack.

the shepherd must kill the bull that leads them astray.

No. We don't negotiate with terrorists.

No, you can't have any fucking jellybeans.

Get him a Diet Coke. Les! It's working!

If he cries, you cry harder man.

I get excited about my food man.

Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play

–Okay. Cool. –This is ridiculous!

What It studiocanal Logo A in opening from tropic thunder

Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.

They found me in an alley in Burbank

When Michael hall asks for a discount

Bring it on, Cockburn!

He should win Oscar

Wives suck ass!

Hit that ref really fucking hard in the face

Eight Oscars, $400 million

If it looks real, chances are it probably is.

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

I hope y'all like hamburger meat.

so you can't afford to play retarded, being a smart actor.

When you try and sell me Case knives. My offer…

We do it just like in the book, Chapter 26, the Wet Offensive.

–Come on! Move! –Kirk! Wait!

–Yeah, why don't you get on point? –I'm on point right here.

Portnoy was almost uninsurable.

You don't need to explain to me why you need the Mets to be good

Yo Asshole! This Motherfucker's Dead!

I need fast movers on my Yankee Smoke, copy?

with no cheese to maze through.

I know who I am!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

HADN'T HOOKED IT UP? no TIvO!?

I've barely even had a girlfriend, and…

You read the comments? You never read the comments.

You a dude that don't know what dude he is!

I'm going to call you Half Squat.

Lorie Deem Hank Blanco

1SG Taylor Ensuring the contract says the bathrooms will have classic country of the 80s, 90s, 2000s.

THEY ONLY LAUGH AT MY FARTS

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

ANY TIPS YOU GOT?

Data. I’ll do anything Stroke the pipe and swallow the gravy

Can we call him back? I've got to have a cast meeting.

with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way.

I'm talking about something special. Big difference.

You about to cross some fucking lines

I think I'm just gonna hang back here for the mission.

We don’t negotiate with HR

It's the world's hard drug superhighway.

That might be our ride.

To the man's credit

It’s about emotionality!

god dammit! stop1

–Come on! –He's staying?

Cody! We gotta go!

It's corn syrup, guys. Corn syrup and latex

Vivica, get off the line now!

You Know That's A True Story?

Not the fucking bull again. Fucking asshole.

Yeah. Yeah. It's cool, man. Thanks.

the platoon's African-American sergeant, Lincoln Osiris.

It's the Golden Triangle.

Got a big job coming up next year.

How were your tests, Kevin?

V.C. Soldiers doing the seizure, baby. Hit it, baby.

You never go full gilstrap

Yeah, noodle some crawfish out the paddy, yo.

Hey, drink Booty Sweat, baby. Drink Booty Sweat.

For 50 million, you will get him back.

as far as an Andrew Dice Clay vehicle goes, it's pretty decent.

Get in! Get in!

Tayback, John, Sergeant, United States Army.

We love the tale of this man Chris Chan

Slow, yes, retarded, maybe, braces on his legs.

Well at least you get to choose yours I’m stuck with mine

Hit that player in the face, really fuckin hard

You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?

Hey, what's going on? For real, my butt is hurting!

In a weird way I had to fool my mind into believing that it wasn't retarded

Hello, Mr. Mantis

Zelda sucks ass!

No, no, no. Come on, man. It's not okay.

What do you mean “certain players”?

This is the last Christmas I spend with Victor Charlie up my ass!

You never go big ‘k’.

The wettest pussy, hell, yeah I love the pussy, hell, yeah

GOP Congress TRUMP

But like a really cool brother, you know?

this is how i feel all the time

Wait, what? Are you fucking kidding me?

–No countdown? –No countdown.

what the hell china! its a bat man!

I get excited about my 40k, man

–Neither do I. –It's beyond me.

Chalk-Three's taking fire. Guns right, guns right.

Yeah, I did. It was like pistol-whipping a blind kid.

Stick it out, man. We're gonna get through this.

Hit Tua in the backfield Really FUCKIN hard!

You're tangling me, you're fucking tangling me.

–Kirk, no! –Stop tailgating me, you pasty tea bag!

Somewhere a mine explodes.” And you.

The Pecker's on a TiVo mission for the Y-O-U.

Walking outside in December in the south

–I don't wanna hear it. –Let me just be real with you, all right?

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!

This is what it makes me want to say!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Of course we're getting it in a fucking wide.

Big Ass Titties!

–He must have missed his mark. –Missed his mark?

–What do you think? –Juice them.

When an FA tells me he doesnt believe in target outcome

Dude, were you even in the fucking service?

Now, if Mr Portnoy is feeling a little flu-ish, don't wanna walk,

Whiskey Fire Old Snake requests an LZ prep

Ain't nobody doing nothing to no one or body!

I'll take care of these yahoos!

some hydrogen peroxide and a shitload of lime.

What do -YOU- mean, “you people”?

We'll weep for him in the press

One week down, two weeks behind,

Hey, can you help me out, man? I'm looking for this guy.

but I think Renny Harlin's a tremendous filmmaker

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Look Retarded, Act Retarded Not Retarded

I'm gonna let them squirt if we're a go!

Never go full Bo nix

Big ass työttömyystuki!

Is that your stick buddy?

Slap a beard on you.

This motherfucker's dead!

Yeah, it was an intense experience, you know.

Then what are we supposed to do, huh?

Real Al Pacino.