Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Priorities. Runs with that bad crowd!

She LOOKED A LOT BETTER WITHOUT THEM...

#Low rider is the one to meet, yeah ##

That hope chick? Likes you.

George Washington was in a cult

- Eh, is that bastard j.d. vance over there? - Yeah. I hate that jerk.

Crime Secrets Crimson Lily

What spreadsheet?

You wouldn’t know how to write your name If it wasn’t stenciled on your locker

Did you say top notch?

#July is dressed up and playing her tune #

This is cashed, man. It's cashed. It's in there, man.

Well, ya win some, ya lose some.

Oh, that's disgusting. You thought he was cute?

and check me out on the way back. All right.

Hey, you guys. You guys, wait up.

You know, but that's valid.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

##[Music Continues]

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

Humph. That's kinda funny.

Say, man. You got a joint?

Rather than listen to some dipshit...

[Pickford] Do you guys know what that song's about? It's about aliens.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

What a dumb shit.

How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

You there? Okay.

You love us. Smile. You love us.

ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.

FLYERS LLLLLOOKIN TOUGH

I think it’ll happen.

Zigzags. Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

# You gotta rock all night, hmm #

But I will never sniff that.

Sitting around the pool all day Chasing the muff around

[Radio] #Sweet days of summer The jasmine’s in bloom #

All right...all right....all right....

Watch the leather man...

Say, man, why don't you run out to the Centennial over there...

I wanted to get here early, see if anyone was here.

Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.

We're gonna beat 'em!

A big fat bowl waiting for me, man.

[Wooderson] All right, all right.

Air raid! [Whistle Blowing]

[Indistinct Heckling]

Be a lot funnier if it did

Cool. See ya later? Bye.

- [Burps] - #It didn't take too much money #

[Starting Engine]

Oh, an observation, huh?

I had some pretty cool seniors.

Do you realize when he graduated, we were like, three years old?

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

All right, just be good, okay?

How ya doin'? [Clearing Throat]

Oh, man. [Indistinct Talking]

Have you done that yet? I'm still thinkin' about it.

#I'm in the mood #

Watch the leather man...

Let's go, man! Come on!

Pick me up a case of Kirk

I will never sign that

[Don] Okay, let me out.

Yeah, man, that song's about that. About aliens?

[Girl] Let's go, we gotta get ready.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

##[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

I wasn't in the truck.

Happy Birthday! Ya dirty apes!

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

Let me tell you what. John’s Eagles looking good!

#My head is in a bad place...# Hey, Mitch!

So, is this a smoked or liquid lunch?

And everybody's signing it? Just to get him off our backs.

Everybody's gonna be there

[Boy] That's what you're talkin' about.

Guys, party at the moon tower

Get in the truck, come on.

They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me.

##[Continues Indistinctly]

See you then. Bye. Okay, bye-bye.

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Believe me. [Boy #2] I know, man.

[Girl] Gilligan's transistor radio. That was a good one.

I didn't know drugs and alcohol were such a big problem...

##[Rock And Roll All Nite By Kiss]

We’re the AI, man

Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple of hours ago.

Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of football and you should be proud that I even let you play at my field.

What girlfriend? What's her name?

Here's to ya, Ma.

That's what I'm talkin' about. She'd put in, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know?

and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.

Hey, man, uh... put some ice on it for a while.

[Turns Down Radio]

Welcome to the internet, honey.

Here take 'em. [Wooderson] All right, all right, all right.

Say, man. You got a driver's side mirror on your truck?

Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig.

OKAY, YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS, LISTEN UP!

Wrong Mr. Flynn altogether

and she better be on the ground in five seconds.

Yea fucking right Your a lot head ray

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer...

Closed minded progressives, I like that.

So you off to college in the fall? Oh, ya know,

Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies.

I'll keep it mums the word. I promise. I swear to God.

Alright check you later

#Some sweat-hoggin' mama with a face like a gent #

It's like... You know, it's money in my pocket. I hear that.

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell.

[Pink] Hey, man, you still drivin' into Houston and get those Aerosmith tickets?

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

# Seniors are the best Seniors, seniors #

What do you think? All right. Let's go.

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup After a night of beer drinking, isn’t it?

[Burps] # Tuesday's gone #

# You can tell it's me by the clamor now, baby #

Me and my loser friends, you know, we gotta go get Guns N’ Roses tickets. top priority of the summer.

No, of course not. Well, why'd you say that?

Nah, Got My Own Ride, But Maybe I’ll See You Later

See you guys. Ow!

Tampering with mailboxes is a felony offense

Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please.

Very nice. My favorite color. Yeah? Red's a good color for you.

All right, man. Livin'.

Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey!

- Why? - Just gimme a beer.

How's it goin'? Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

50 of you are heading to a festy, 25 of ya ain't comin' back.

You think that's a good idea? Oh, yeah, sure, man.

Which one of your friends bought you the beer this time?

- Ha! Whoo-hoo! - [Girl] Stop now!

Are you quittin' football?

Top priority of the summer

# Take it easy #

Cynthia, what are you thinking? Ugh!

All right, grab a pole and let's get going. [Door Opening]

Whoa, whoa, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first there, would ya?

You win some, you lose some

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again.

They owe us a sixer for this mess

How did you do? Straight A's.

Is that a beer in your hand?