Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doin'? He ain't doin' shit, man.

Here comes the story of the hurricane

'Course she's a 8 foot 4, 652-pound hairy-ass gorilla,

You oughta ditch the two parents in Long Island and get in with us, but that's all right.

That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? Yeah.

and should be proud that I let you play... at my table.

like right now is some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.

Fight Hit Into The Ground Mike Is Angry

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey.

[Whistling] Hey, hey, hey.

Well, who the hell are you, man, Isaac fuckin' Newton?

- You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah.

You guys not goin'? Pink, can I use your keys?

Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.

- You guys wanna go for a spin? - Yeah. Shotgun!

Aw gee. You hear that? Dale said stop cussing.

quick hangin' out with hoodlums and sign your commitment to your team.

That superdominant man in a '50s greaser uniform.

[Sighing] I wanna dance!

we've got problems.

That they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism I think they’re afraid some of us are having too good a time.

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter

After a couple of years, people won't even remember if you won or lost.

#I don't want you cook my bread #

I want that piece of paper on my desk...

Because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the summer,

Maybe if you ever left the poker table...

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

LOOKIN’ TOUGH

Unlike high school girls, we get older, tech never stays the same age

Uh... yeah, about an hour and a half.

'cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! [Laughing]

##[Indistinct Car Radio]

Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies!

It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle:

I'm pitching. I kinda have to.

Great. You comin' along? [Sabrina] Sure.

I don't care what she thinks. Just tell us.

It's time to boogie on outta here. Hey.

know anything about a party here tonight?

What reporters should ask Every time Trump denies a tweet

[Darla] Eat it! Open wide! #La-la-la-la-la-la #

I love those Ukrainians, man. -I know you.

"Get Outta Here. I Think It's Past Your Bedtime. Run Along."

"Will you marry me?"

We're talking some f****** muscle

[Indistinct Shouting]

I don't know Chris I was making better money selling cars

[Engine Starting, Revving]

- Oh, shit! - Right on!

[Laughing] [Pickford] Yeah!

No parents seem to mind. They're selling concessions. I know.

What brings you here? Oh, just hangin' out.

Hey, hey, hey, come here.

[Clint] You like this? You like this, motherfucker? [Punches Landing]

That's where all the girls are, right?

# Take it easy #

school's out for summer

My boss before memorial

So I guess you got the wrong house.

[Laughing] #Down the streets I'm the girl next door #

I'm... Well, I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time,

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon palace.

So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know?

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

no fuckin' party, no fuckin' nothin'. [Glass Breaking]

[Pink] I don't know about this, Don. Come on.

Think about it. Yeah.

Gonna find you. I would like to dedicate this first lick...

Man, someone's tokin' some reefer.

Wake up, bitch. Wake up. Open, open. #No more books #

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

Come on, you fuckin' bitch! Aaah! Aaah!

[Julie] Check this out. God, you are terrible!

It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

What's in the bag? Uh, Sixer. Petersen Six-pack May 2020

What's in the bag? The sixer--

Hey, Kramer, quit stallin'. Let's go!

I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about this.

[Making Hog Call] We got another one, huh?

Uh, might as well. You know, Ginny?

Because they had to, you know, make ends meet and stuff.

Wait, wait, wait. What?

Sully “pink” Floyd

George toked weed, man. Absolutely George toked weed. Are you kiddin' me, man?

They just left. False alarm, Coach.

All right. Guys, party at the dog park.

It was just like wife beaters... Anyway, it was...

Look, man. All I'm sayin' is...

She called me a slut? That bitch!

Y’all an embarrassment to the AFL and You should be glad we let you play finals.

Edelbroc intakes, Ford over-30 at 11 to 1 pop-up pistons,

Good meeting Good meeting

Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this. I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

What did you say? About what?

Don’t let it affect your concentration

Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday and I'm lookin' around.

Oh no it’s the Cloves!

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

OK YOU FACEBOOK FUCKS LISTEN UP

#I'd have said the right thing but I must have used the wrong line #

Come here, Randy. Come here.

Mort rn Check Ya Later

Hey Sub, you fuckin’ hippie, gimme drugs, man!

Hey. Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15.

Mitch, could you do us a favor and leave through the gate in right field?

- [Car Doors Opening, Closing] - Hey, Coach.

Yeah, Coach, it's right here.

Be a lot cooler of you were

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

#I'm the fox you been waiting for #

Nothin'. Nothin' at all. Not much?

Hey. Hey, little brother.

He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man.

#They are the best ##

The guy's a dick, right?

Hey, hey, watch the leather, man. [Laughing]

#Dallas, Texas Hollywood #

We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

I've been through it. And she's tough. Yeah, well...

All right? Bye.

Sure is nice to pile on some old pancakes and syrup...

- What is this wave shit? - [Don] Freshman, over here.

You better get your priorities straight

Evenin' ladies.

Fuck you, dick-head.

Huh? Yeah, what the hell?

Reich-wing, I like that

I gotta get goin'.

Yeah, you know, you're right, man.

and you should be proud that i let you play... in my league.

##[Lord Have Mercy On My Soul By Black Oak Arkansas]

#Not a care in the world #

[Groans] There ya go, buddy.

played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place,

We're there. Great idea.

Way to shoot, man. Thanks, man.

before you leave here today, do you hear me?

I never get shotgun.

I only came here to do 2 things Beat Mike and drink some beer

Oh, man, I heard last year, they caught about ten freshmen at once.

Hey, who is that kid?

# They can't be seen with me #

Ugh! So we gonna still go?