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Be a lot cooler iif you were

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

Like how bad? Bad.

#Move to the music #

it'd be a lot cooler if we did

That Julie chick? Loves you.

Say, Montana. You got the draw odds?

You okay, man? Yeah.

Just graduated. Graduated. Congratulations.

You better get your priorities straight

[Chuckling] You gotta get some tires. They're pizza cutters, man.

Easy for your ass to say. Hey, man, there's nothin' you can do about it.

[Indistinct Yelling, Laughing]

with that young vixen, you stud? You know how it is.

Uh, no. I got my own car. Thanks.

I only came here to do two things man: Spray some Midnight Toker and drink some beer

Mark! Watch the leather, man!

2000 yards next fall JRH? Or you gonna be a pussy?

Aah! Oh, hi, Mom.

you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around

It'd be a lot cooler if they did.

Huh? The pledge sheet. Did you give it to him?

Come on, stay down! Fuckin' dick! You fuckin' faggot!

Seriously, everybody. Don't go getting soft on me this summer.

Cain gets older, his legs stay the same size

This is your one get-outta-jail-free card.

My Favorite color

#And lead you into the promised land, so #

Oh, yeah. You want her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.

Ow! he'll never forget!

Let's go smoke that joint. He's in for a surprise.

You better get your priorities straight

#And party every day #

#School's out for summer #

Get some from your mother, man!

Fairly uneventful, huh?

##[Cherry Bomb By The Runaways]

Hope you're not grounded or anything.

Yeah? We just banged your mother.

Just another day at work! Go Team!

Your Land Rover’ll be purple before the day is over.

Yeah, see you up there.

It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

[Man] Remember to eat a green thing every day, and have lots of calcium.

...be a lot cooler if they did...

[Car Engine Starting]

He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man.

Talk to this ooze right here

Doug Kramer? Yeah, doug kramer.

You see that? That's white lightning. See the shoes on that thing?

Pick me up a case of Kirk

Slater, lose it!

Red's a good color for you.

Fellas, fellas! O'Bannion, what are you doin'?

# Hail Seniors #

If you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass right in the middle,

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

- Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man.

[Pink] He's shooting at us! Holy...

Muling seltzers is a felony offense

Where'd they find Hirsch? Walkin' out of the rec center, I think.

Later. Woodward. Bernstein.

Imagine how many Bones’ out there right now are fuckin’ man…

Top priority of the spring

#Believe in my woman #

a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?

Remember me, you pig? [Imitating Pig]

Have a nice night.

She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2, 195 in my day.

[Starts Engine]

[Indistinct Yelling] ##[Continues Indistinctly]

Hey, I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me?

Aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.

And it's a... Keep your eye on the ball. Dead issue!

#He's sick He's obscene ##

Hey, Man, It's, It's Quality Not Quantity... Alright, man?

Rapelicans. I like that.

Lauro se la come

Just drop me off at my house. Are you still with me?

I'm gonna get that guy. What guy?

# Three bodies lyin' near the Spanish sea #

I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.

I paid for the beer, man.

Oh, Pink, you missed it! What's up buddy? What's up?

My grandmother's quicker & tougher than you pansies. Of course she's 6'3", 250 & runs a 4.5 forty

Oh. I guess I'll see you guys later? Okay.

Marckus AQ40 Tonight

Lick me All of you

Baby Mommy daddy grandma grandpa

What do you reckon you're gonna do?

Be a lot cooler if his profile was linked…

Listen, I'll pick ya up tomorrow at 4:00? Okay.

- in honor of your daddy Coach Conrad. - [Laughing]

Sunflower seeds... Zigzags.

I love those redheads, man.

That's gonna tell 'em somethin'. That's what I'll do. Yeah. Assholes.

You want us to stop by and pick you up?

I'm here, man. You gonna come along?

that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place,

He grew fields of that stuff, man. That's what I'm talkin' about.

Let me tell you what. James’s Semencawks looking good!

Come on, hurry up. We gotta hurry, though.

There's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you.

[Whispering] Slate.

#I ain't askin’ for much #

Yeah!! U wanna try me bro?

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.

We’re the aliens man.

Mr. Costello… Will you be gracing us with your presence today?

PARTY AT THE MOON TOWER

I'll pay you like... Tuesday and shit.

roll it up, sign the joint, man.

Yeah, right, Mr. Premature tag notcher

All right. It's almost over.

Me after Going soft

Fifty of you are leavin' on a mission.

Oh, no! What should we do?

WHERE ARE WE GOING? HAPPY HIPPIE BREWERY! THEY HAVE A MOON TOWER

Oh, shit. He needs another drink real, you know, bad.

[Indistinct Chatter]

What I love about those au pairs. I get older, they stay the same age

##[Continues Indistinctly] Go, go, go, go.

So, uh, who's buying breakfast?

Me and you, Benny. We wanna be champions together.

Oh, God, hurry up! #Jim Dandy to the rescue #

That hope chick? Likes you.

You gotta get some skies. They’re pizza cutters, man.

See ya in a few minutes. Right. Sorry.

You're dead man... You're So dead!!

# We gotta rock all night #

# We gotta do better It's time to begin #

Coach is right, Don. Those guys don't care if we win or lose.

We're gonna go to the bathroom. Could you let Miss Wilk know?

Yeah, what? What's up?

Man, someones ripping some bugle's

God, I hate that jerk!

… what’s it to YOU?

Hmm, I don't know. Uh-uh.

The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless, man.

You're dead man, You're so dead.

The cult was into fragrance man.

I would like to dedicate this 1st rail To my nostril

What? What are you talking about?

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up