Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's like our camp host Mark told us before one trip into the Idaho jungle! Flatlanders! Two of you going in dry. Two of you coming out wet

George Washington was into

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

[Benny] Let's go kick some ass!

Christofascism, I like that

[Laughing] What have you guys been doing?

How should we inscribe your tombstone? [Laughing]

#Feel like I do ##

Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid.

I’m not worried.

Over here. Now. Come on. Over here. Come on.

Hey, have you seen Jodi around? She left your ass.

Have You Called Highland AC?

You're taking Kev with you? No, he's staying here.

Let me tell you what. Bo Nix looking good!

Air raid or it's your ass.

[Man] Concentrate out there!

He was just askin' if you get high.

I don’t think we need birch tar anyways

You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now.

What grade's she in? Sophomore.

What can I say? It's beyond me. Delivery guy bricked.

drives a mac truck and runs a 40 in 10.2.

Nice try, freshmen. Tell you what.

Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie

I can't wait to get paid..ya when I get paid

What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful!

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore.

# You drive us wild We'll drive ya crazy #

[Mitch] Why's it called the moon tower?

OTSF!! Only the strong survive!!

You couldn’t handle that shit on strong acid

We're talkin some fuckin muscle

[Boy] All right, let's rock and roll.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

You ought to ditch these geeks you're with

How's it going? Good. What's goin' on?

#I went down the right trail but I must have used the wrong car #

But I will never sign that.

Hey man … put some Oreos on it for awhile

I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know?

Say, Mary. You gonna get an iPhone ?

All right, you little freshman bitches!

A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.

about how President Ford's old football head injury is affecting the economy?

What am I supposed to say? Anything you want.

Hey. What are you doing here?

I don't know, man.

So you're not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do?

Looks like we’re almost outta perfume

Marckus at Tonight's Raid

I don't know, kellen. I've been doing so good on the golf course I'm going to take the fishing opener off and focus on my golf game

What about? Go get the door, man. Here.

Imagine how many people out there right now are fuckin' man.

me and some of the other guys'll probably end up ridin' around.

[Engine Idling] Let's get together sometime.

Just don't get him more than the other guys, any of you.

[Squealing, Laughing]

No, I may of said something about you needing practice

Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.

- Nice and slow. - Go, go, go, go, go!

Matt and Eric.... Trying to get Emma to ditch class

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

Lookin' tough. Yeah.

Here's some more money for your pocket. You have a nice night tonight.

Get through there.

Okay, great. We'll pick you up about 8:30. Okay.

Huh? Huh, motherfucker?

What have you been up to? Same old shit, man.

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

I just wanna look back and say...

That's a hairline fracture. What did you do? Holy shit!

You busted it didn’t ya!

This arm ready to throw about 5,000 yards this season?

I promise not to tell anyone. Okay, thank you.

Let me tell you what. John’s Thunder looking good!

Hey Kramer Show it to her!

[Clint] Get the fuck off me!

My Favorite color

Just goin’ at it

Why aren't they after anybody else? [Tommy] They are, man.

Put dogshit on my car Didn’t ya?!?!

I took it easy on you.

That's hot stuff

#I was in the right place but it must have been the wrong time #

Lick me. All of you!

Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? Best not.

Chad.... ....tampering with mailboxes

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

Let's go, come on! Back it up.

Not me. I will, I guess.

Smokin' a J with 50 elves.

You didn't know that?

And wait 'til I get to college, man.

# You keep on shoutin' You keep on shoutin'#

Aw! [Sarcastically] Aw! Don't think for a minute...

Hey, you. Come here.

Oh, I'm in. Bill, you and Eric pick up the first keg.

#Nobody's winnin' at this kind of game #

What time is your party, man? 9:30, man.

[Boy] Hey, fuck her. I did!

[Snaps Fingers] Will you marry me?

Let me tell you what. John’s stangs looking good!

Randy Floyd, before next fall You're in serious need of an attitude adjustment

So did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back?

I can't believe they did that. Man! God, no wonder!

Zero starters coming back, 2 lettermen.

Oh, that's great. That's good. That's good.

That's a thought

I get older, the congregants stay the same age

[Yelling] Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies!

We had geography together, remember?

HUH?! HUH, MOTHERFUCKER?!

Woo! You all ready to bust some ass? [Laughs]

Well, guess what, genius? I'm the one smokin' marijuana? You got a problem with that?

Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many'd you have?

I mean, we got a shot at state.

You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I ain't gonna shotgun you.

Ets, so nice of you to grace us with your presence today...

your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with.

I'm blazin' with my friends, so I'm a fuckin‘ pothead, man. What's it to you?

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us

Here’s some more money for your pocket

Let’s go smoke a joint, man, on the 50 fucking yard line!

That's the kind of people I was tellin' you about.

He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead!

You better get your priorities straight

It's like the every-other-decade theory, you know?

# 'Cause they found new toys #

Big trip, huh? We're going away for the weekend.

Hmm. Okay, Mitchell. [Chuckles]

New party’s at Scott & Mandy’s you going?

Replacing Heineman Top priority of the winter .

#And party every day ## [Coughing]

Pull over to the trash here. Pull over to the trash here.

don't forget what you're celebrating, and that’s the fact...

this is got to stop i cannot graduate with all bs

[Carl] Pentico's got his brother's car.