Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I paid for the beer

# The rhythm is right #

I may work for APA But I will never sign that

What's fascinating is the way not only the school, but the entire community,

I love those apricots, man.

Well, are you in or are you out?

How's your dad doing? He's doing great.

I figured I'd become a writer.

Come on, dude, relax!

Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad ass.

Workin' for the city. Workin' man, huh?

[Tuesday's Gone By Lynyrd Skynyrd]

and help people who are getting fucked over?

I know you got this thing out of a comic book.

# Got to get your lovin' one more time #

Lick me! All of you!

Time! [O'Bannion] Kramer, one more pitch.

Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man.

… it can’t get any worse

#Here comes the story of the Hurricane #

that I really don't like the people I've been talking about helping out.

##[Continues Indistinct] You didn't know she stuffs her bra?

# There on a crowded island #

Aha! [Laughing]

In honor of your daddy, Coach CYPERUS SCARIOSUS

You're the one with something to lose. Coach, you don't even know them.

Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense

[Tires Screeching]

Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now, man. Do it. Throw it.

Are we gonna play poker tonight? Count me out.

You're sitting internet trolling all day Chasing the muff around

All right, you... knock. Just...

I looove those redheads, man…

Right. How ya doin'?

Mommy Daddy Grandma Grandpa

Hey, Mitch! Mitch! Kramer!

Yeah, okay. Cool.

Be a lot funnier if it was

All I'm gonna buy is, moon pie, moon pie, moon pie moon pie

#Now, baby, uh-uh #

Your ass'll be purple before the day is over.

I'm just a mouthy little fuck who REFUSES to follow instructions!!!

Petersen Six-pack May 2020

[Cheering] Strike... three! Ball game.

we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we?

Your ass will be purple before the day is over Your ass will be purple before the day is over

I can't believe that. What a bitch.

[Pink] Here, hold this, hold this.

Me and my loser cousin, ya know, Gotta go to Less Than Jake. Top priority of the summer.

# Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends ##

I hope you brought your wood screws ‘Cause I’m gonna blow your doors completely off !!

Outta observations?

[Laughing] Looks like we're almost outta beer.

You just gotta keep livin', man. L-I-V-I-N.

Do you know Mom barely even let me out of the house when I was your age?

Shit! Here they come!

Gang way! This is a moving party, butt face!

she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door.

looks like we're almost outta cults

#I know I've been # Hey, Hirschfelder, let's go.

Whoo! I got your change too.

#And you're confused on which way to go #

Guys are actually signing this crap? Apparently.

that if I do play next year,

Top priority of the summer.

- Uh, yeah. There's some in my glove compartment. - I got 'em.

I don't know. Let me ask you somethin'.

Dazed and Confused

If it ain't old Richard Wrath. How ya doin', Dick?

# Step inside my... # Just goin' at it.

Can’t let them know you’re not coming cuz they’ll remove you like that

I ONLY CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS, MAN: TALK FOOTBALL AND EAT SNICKERS LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF FOOTBALL

##[Slow Ride By Foghat]

- Oh, that's pretty good, you know? - Yeah.

#Mm-hmm ## Fuck 'em! [Laughs]

Wait a minute. Who put the keg way out here in the woods?

[Cynthia] Why'd we even come here?

Look! Look, look, look, look! It was so easy.

Willard Pink Sutton, Are you ready to sign your commitment to your team?

It'd be a lot cooler if Contreras was in the lineup.

we'll be seeing each other again.

Look, I got a confession to make. What do you mean?

And we're almost out of beer.

[Indistinct Yelling]

I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history...

Say man, is your server patched? Be a lot cooler if it was

That bowling ball said Oof! to that damn windshield!

# Take it easy #

How did they know I was gonna be here?

Later. So what did we decide?

This fucking sucks

George Washington was into damp and moldy tobacco notes

[Carl] At the party tonight,

What are they gonna do next, give you guys urine tests?

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day.

"That's what I love about these [enigmas], man. I get older, they stay the same age."

You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is.

Come on, man. Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.

Let me tell you what. John’s Stangs looking good!

Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00...

I get richer, they stay the same wage

Your Land Rover will be purple before the day is over.

You better get your priorities straight

He's not a bad guy to have on your side blocking for ya. Yeah.

Wrong Mr.Park altogether

Four. You're dead, man. You're so dead.

I love those redheads, man.

# The man the authorities came to blame #

Hey, man, whose car?

[Indistinct Yelling]

You weren't thinking about it, were you? Gilligan's Island?

Thats A Thought!!!

Are you gonna hoist it? Yeah. All I need's the freshman as a lookout.

That'll draw them out of here. They're gonna get you anyway.

I wouldn't doubt it. My boy, Benny, was wearin' their asses out!

#Now I been smokin' for so long #

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It’s out at the moon tower.

Why don't you go get a ride with her? Say we left ya.

Josh eats muff Josh bangs muff

Enigmas I get older, they stay the same age

[Indistinct Police Radio]

That's a lie. When you do that, I know you're lying, you bitch.

At first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there's this...

I get older, they stay the same age.

You didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? Swear to God. No way!

How are you this evenin'? Pretty good. How's it goin'?

Marijuana on one. [Laughing]

What'd you just say? When?

well, it's open season all summer long, boys.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

#I been up I been down #

I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. There's some ruffians about.

#Not so long ago #

Man, what is happenin'? Long time... no see.

I want you to get your priorities straightened out,

# Come on and sit here by my side #

[Girls Screaming] #... O-R-S #

I want you on him like stink on shit, stink on shit!

But since you little prick teases couldn't follow instructions!

Maybe you've never got past the sniffin'-butt stage.

You sign it, never think about it again. Just let it go.

I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay.

I might go to Richards party But i will never sign this

- Benny, they got Burnett out back. - Carl Burnett?

Or is it just this pledge?

Hey fas, you fucking hippy, gimmie drugs man!

I love those apricots, man.

THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THE JAN/SAN BUSINESS. I KEEP GET OLDER... AND THEY JUST KEEP WIPING!

Talkin some fuckin muscle

Check this out, man. Donny!