Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Mitch] Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? It's yours.

The Tigers open the 2020 season with Mississippi State and Mike Leach's air raid offense coming to town AIR RAID!

# You could dance all night if you felt all right #

Invoicing We'll worry abou that later. See you there

Well, seniors, we tried. We gave you all a chance.

If anyone starts messin' with ya, play it cool.

Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you.

No one: Ms. Jenna: I still have 5 more lectures!!

Yeah, right. Good game.

You think it would be all right? It'll be fine.

Fry like bacon...piggies!

No one's paying you to think about it! Just do it!

Like if she asks you to ride out there with her, you say somethin' like,

You didn’t know that? This country is founded on perfume.

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

Neo-McCarthyism, I like that.

Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere.

Carl Burnett. I just heard he's gettin' busted.

I only care here to do two things man. Watch the Blues and drink some Kirk!

# S-E-N-I-O-R-S #

You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man.

Oh no. What will we watch?

I only came here to do two things, man: kick some ass and drink some beer.

Workin' for the city Workin' Man

Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!

I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit.

Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!

#Rock and roll Hootchie Koo #

I'm still not sure. I'm working right now, for the State.

Look out, look out!

Miss Hot Stuff.

What do ya need? Take it easy on my brother this summer.

What do you do? I mean, for fun?

You're dead man You're so dead

Just remember that.

[Girl] T-A-R-A. I never met a Tara before.

# We got no choice #

Huh? Huh, motherfucker? Oh, right. Okay, Mike.

#Deep in the south of Texas #

# We gotta rock all night #

Just trying to keep a little Change in my pocket

Lick me, all of you!

Open wide! Mmm-mmm-mmm! # Why can't we be friends #

It was just an observation. Oh, an observation, huh?

Does that hurt? Aaah! Yes, it hurts.

[Laughing] Oh, God, you know that hurts!

Huh? Huh, motherfucker? Oh, right. Okay,

That asshole on the way in. Clint.

##[Tush By ZZ Top]

[Don] Tubs, catch! Get outta here!

then why'd you say that chief

Don't try anything or I'll shoot the shit outta you.

[Sighs] Uh, yeah. Why not?

What's your name? Sabrina.

Could be a little... I don't know... Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.

he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up

Good game, man. Yeah, right.

##[Right Place, Wrong Time By Dr. John]

Say, I promise. Oh, Jesus.

Was it O'Bannion? Yeah.

Hi. Wonderin' if you were around here. How's it goin'?

They're slowing down. You get out and get 'em! You get out! You get out!

Reliving old glories on the football field?

It'd be a lot cooler if he did.

Guy is just a big fuckin' asshole. Give him all your info and never think about it again.

I got my own brunch, but maybe I’ll see you later

I figured I'd Cash my last check And go back to James Hodge

Oh, and Mitch, Carl,

Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on? I think you better.

[Boy] Good luck.

#I been bad I been good #

You still drivin up to Costco to get a a case of Kirk Light?

What are you wastin' a beer on him for? What?

#La-la-la-la-la-la #

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

#Mosquitoes started buzzin' 'bout this time of year ##

I don't know, Zilka. I've been doing so good at child rearing, i figured i'd take the fall off and become a better father

- Yeah, Mitch Kramer. - Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give him a beating...

Thank you. [Knock At Door]

It'd be a lot cooler if he did

#I'm in the mood #

You oughta ditch the two geeks in the car and get in with us, but that's all right.

# Come on and take a free ride # #Free ride #

Walkin' down the hall by myself.

##[No More Mr. Nice Guy By Alice Cooper]

1976: it can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume

[Tony] Don't do it, Sabrina. [Darla] Oh, that's it.

IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID

I only came here to do two things kick some ass and sling some code

I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man.

And, uh, hangin' out with people I know?

Wait, wait! I gotta cruise by this afternoon...

Mark! Watch the leather, man!

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

I came here to do two things, vape and 3-putt and I’m almost out if vape

Fuck! Freshmen shit-heads!

# You know I'm here to say ##

Welcome to Rush honey

These guys, I donno.

Bet you're glad school's out. We got our report cards today.

Whoo! Another cherry, boys.

Air raid, freshman.

##[Balinese By ZZ Top]

and save us all a lot of time.

Workin man, huh?

Propose to Mr. Dawson.

- Look at your boy. Look at your boy. - Kramer!

[Indistinct Yelling]

Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.

Hey man got any REKR? Be a lot cooler if you did

You might experience something more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream.

He's kinda little. You got our word, sis.

Yeah. [Pickford] You're nuts, Junior! You're nuts!

It'd be a lot cooler if he did

I love those redheads, man. I know you.

Every second that you could let us out early...

I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch,

Seriously, you can stand up.

God, it was vicious. [Chuckles]

##[Hurricane By Bob Dylan]

I love those redheads man

Let me tell you what. John’s Thunder are looking good!

Lookin’ tough

Hey, man, what's happenin'? Play a little foosball?

What about Mary Poppins?

#And I come home from a hard day's work #

Good game, good game, good game, good game.

Mitchie mitchie mitchie We’re looking for you pal.

Anything you want. Anything. Anything?

Well, guess what, genius? I'm the one smokin' marijuana, motherfucker. You got a problem with that?