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Suffer, sisters! #Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo #
I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. I'll bet.
Okay
Quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say?
What you lookin' at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else?
And let me tell ya this. The older you do get,
What? What? I can't say.
We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper,
Slate, man, why are you always such a dork, man?
What? Coach gave me something to give to you.
#Said my get up and go must-a got up and went #
Okay. Hey, man, wait up.
[Mumbling]
# Can't stay at home can't stay in school #
[Tires Screeching] [Engine Stops]
I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl and his mom.
You oughta ditch the two Or in the car and get in with us, but that's all right.
some of us might be having too good a time.
##[Why Can't We Be Friends By War]
How did you do? Straight A's!
We've had a lot of good times here, Pink. Yeah, come on, Pink.
That's it! Only the strong survive!
You're running with that bad crowd again.
You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't.
Are you wearing Midnight Toker?
Look’n Good Look’n Tough
You hear anything more about a beer bust? Talk to this man right here.
#All day long I think of things #
I would like for you to propose to Tony.
Spell Beer On His Head And Began's To Fight
1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume
Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, perfume after 12:00...
this is how katie is doing
Sorry, sorry. It's a, it's a bruise.
Let me tell you what. John’s eagles looking good!
Get over there! Where you runnin' to?
getting your asses busted and running for your worthless little lives.
And everybody's looking really pathetic.
You better get your priorities straight
Now where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! Oh, my God!
- Hey, guys, pull over to that one over there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gonna show up in flip flops? IT'D BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID
Oh-ho, not yet.
Before next fall, you're in need of a serious immune system adjustment, young man.
with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July brouhaha,
There's some ruffians about and I...
Yeah! All right.
Be a lot cooler if it was.
I get older and the BQ stays the same
I gotta get seconds with him. Wait.
9:30. Hmm.
Thanks, man.
Watch the leather man...
George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Me and my loser friend, you know, we gotta go get The Tosser tickets
You hear that? He was gettin' there.
# Ooh-ooh #
You just gotta... You gotta shake it off.
Not a lot. Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
I don't know. A few, probably.
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah.
I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there.
Look at that shit-eatin' grin on his face. Not bad for a freshman,
Show it to her
Jesus! You let that little fuck get away!
[Slater] I ain't believin' that shit about Bonham's one-hour drum solo.
they are bully the have to stop
[Indistinct Yelling] #And we got no innocence #
1976: it’s can’t get any worse 2025: hold my perfume
Pena you’re the worst Pool player I’ve seen in my life
[Laughing] Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
CM 2.0 PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
You’re hanging around the clinic Chasing the muff around
I love those redheads, man.
Casino! Come on S'go! S'go!
Red's a good color for you.
- What did you hear? - I don't know, man. Are you okay?
# Ooo-hoo, love hurts #
Look at the blood stains!
#Finished with my woman #
- Hey, there you guys are. - Hey, man, what's in the bag?
I WILL SEE YOU THERE
I got an idea. What?
vino, man. V-I-n-o
[Chuckles] See ya later, alligator.
Maybe I’ll see you later
So I hoped you enjoyed it. No.
Tech ain't like high school girls...We get older, it never stays the same age
[Indistinct Shouting]
Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation.
Kick some ass and drink some beer...looks like we’re almost out of beer.
[Tires Screeching] Oh!
What are you smilin' at, freshman faggot, huh?
AIR RAID!
Hope you got more than a jock strap under there, you little rat!
# The mountain is high The valley is low #
ALLRED, ALLRED, ALLRED.
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
We kicked some butt this year.
That a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? Coach is right.
Aerosmith three weeks
You like her? Gotta play it cool, ya know.
Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...
Reefer on two.
[Car Approaching]
What the fuck are you lookin' at, huh?
You were gettin' there?
The whole country back then was spraying Midnight Toker
Need me to pick you up a couple? Yeah, two.
Mitchie Mitchie mitchie mitchie
Where are you headed off to now? The point. Gonna join us?
Let's go! I'm hurrying!
Sitting round the pool all day...chasing the muff around
# 'Cause a backstagin' boogie set your pants on fire #
You didn't hear, did you? No.
#Lordy, mama Light my fuse #
So, um... [Sighs]
Be a lot funnier if you did
Sample of the goods.
##[Music Continues]
Pro Anti Progressive. I like that. That's good, Lucky.
What? Let's get outta here.
Let me tell you what. John’s Knicks looking good!
There's a fella on a beer truck out on the street that says you did.
Cool. #Slow ride #
We got our priorities straight coach
Me and my very cool friends we gotta go get summerfest tix. top priority
But... [Sighing]
We're off to raise some hell. Look at that!
Benny, Don.
Inconvenience for you
You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back 'cause I got shotgun
Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence today?
I only came here to do two things, man, eat some Thai Food and drink some beer.
Chasing the muff around
I’m here man
he's a bad boy he tries to beat him up
Actually, it's a good idea.
But the head of Abraham Lincoln.
Come on, come on! Hurry up, guys! It was beautiful!
Nothing. Aw, come on! Nothing?
and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.
You want to hit him! Jesus, son, you're wearin' Rebel gray!
Oh, really? Just a sec. Yeah.
Like how?
It's your lucky day. Usually you spend your freshman summer...