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Stupid Flanders!
we could not afford our third place ribbon.
A fisteroid hitting the planet Nerd!
I ditched work early, and now I'm her assistant.
What a bunch of idiots.
But at least he thought long and hard
- Can one of the hundred be making the list? - No.
♪ Golden years ♪
Now, here is the zip, the zap and the zing.
Do you know what I just learned?
Hmm?
you've been lollygagging at the Biograph.
You must've baked a mighty fine pie.
Little help?
No. The science fair's not till next week.
And as for you, Homer, don't worry.
Ah! Heavens to Asimov!
Hug
Hmm...
Homer, all nonsense aside,
Me hugging y'all
into custody, safely returning the seniors
where long-time resident, Alice Glick, died last night,
A woman of stature!
that's when my job ended.
Hey, what if we make some kind of robopet?
Why won't he love me?!
Well, I had a date with a beauty queen tonight,
Up, or down?