Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ellie Mae, come on over and show Mr. Drysdale your sandwich sign.

I don't take charity.

Sounds real patriotic.

Sure will feel good doing something useful.

Drydale, that little fella tells me he's only the first of 65 customers you're sending us.

Are you kidding?

And how do you intend to pay them?

Well, Pa was out there shortening knives and cobbing shoes and men in a churn, and Grace says the light's better outside, so... Oh, there goes the neighborhood!

You're the one who brought in the petition asking for Christmas Day off.

I recommend hair first, then teeth.

Now, now, we won't take no for an answer.

Oh, just wait till I see him.

You just put yours up, Granny.

Right, sweetie.

That's it, that's it, that's it!

I can fix that.

Oh, that's dandy.

So I can put mine up there too.

You see, I have a whole bunch of customers lined up for you.

And if I leave, my stable of stars leaves with me.

It's just simple, open-mouthed dirt.