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Oh... right.
-[Braden] I'm sorry. -It's fine, seriously.
You sure I can't give you anything for this?
No offense.
I don't spend enough time with him.
You nearly took some pills? Jesus Christ.
-Well, that was really silly. -Why?
-This isn't fucking journalism. -You've gotta start somewhere.
-Ugly. -[chuckling] Oh right.
'cause their editor told them to, to get clickbait for fucking advertisers
-[cutlery clattering] -[sighs]
Should've made him put it through the letterbox.
So, what are you gonna wear?
out me back.
and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag everything that moves."
If you like.
But it's not just all about you, is it?
That's cheered me up.
I mean... sit here like this, with the dog,
and making everyone else unhappy, too.
-[Emma laughs hysterically] -[Tony snickering]
-having fun? -It won't be fun.
-Well, no. I mean-- -To your sister.
-Slacks? -Are you from the 1940s?
Yeah, but if you start here, you'll end here.
Literally, it gets the horn,
Because I haven't. I still know the deal.
-Oh, I did. -Oh, I believe you.
Tough day at work?
And he accused Charlie Willis of sucking off Elton John.
-Hello, Sandy. -Hello.
So we'd have a lot in common?
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