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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow! Look at all these refreshing Drooler Cooler flavors.
Yeah, yeah. Just over here. Careful, careful. Okay.
Oh, well, it's good to hear you got free candy.
No, no. Don't sell yourself short, College Boy.
Come on. Thanks, guys.
This is my fought. No, it's not.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Maybe you're more of a "knock-knock joke" kind of guy?
CUTTER: Don't bump too hard.
FRITZ: She wouldn't want us to cry.
of another very special member of our MIFT family, Vendy. (SOBBING)
"Oozeball tables, fine art, Free Money Mondays"?
Who's the hero now?
Whoa, no, no, no. You can't fix anything, we've established that.
stinks.
To make money, you gotta spend money.
There! Good as new. I'll just get rid of all this stuff.
Would you look at that?
-(VAL GASPS) -That doesn't sound good.
A vending machine gone rogue has declared us its foe.
This isn't right.
Really? Well.
Wouldn't want it any other way, Fritz.
Yes! It's culture.
-Upgrades. -This is all their fault.
Actually, I can't explain any of it.
-You mean budget cuts? -Those, too!
But we did!
One nut, Val. I wrenched one nut.
Oh. Jumping gaskets!
If you're happy, I'm happy.
Gets you to thinking.
Are you doing that?
-What's it say to you, Sulley? -That we're broke?
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