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The silent treatment.
No? Sorry, Dan. You tell one.
Well, it's kind of a trick question. If I say yes, it's like I'm sayin',
Oh, God, this is gonna kill me.
as you'll be playin' the role of arm candy.
about how great you are, I'll just listen to you during sex.
That's the third time today!
Yeah, I'm not going. If I wanna hear someone go on and on
No! His lips are chappy.
Admittedly, I lost my cool here.
"Dude, your wife is hot, and I'd like to get me some of that."
Happy ending, though. Lefty caught up in college.
I just couldn't understand how a married person could slip up like that.
Floor wax.
- Barbie! - Yeah?
sacrifice is about doin' something you really don't want to do.
- Did you wax over there yet? - No, sir.
Well, we were all going to Jamaica, and my friend Susie...
It's right there between your bosoms... ma'am.
that I sure would've liked a naval ring.
I'm gonna grab a fry... some ketchup.
- Guys, it's cool. Don't worry about it. - Just watch, buddy.
Wait'll you get a load of this.
Feared in grey... beautiful in blue.
oh, I don't know, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine times.
This one's... outer space evening wear.
my blueberry or my Chuck Berry.