Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you tried to hook up with that waitress the day before you got engaged.

Technically, Chuck Berry is a black Berry.

- Thanks for takin' the hit on this. - Me?! You're his best friend.

I know, but I told her my name was Turk. Point is, think of the millions of times

Stop. Hallway's closed. Find another way around.

I'm tellin' you, dude, she was all over me like ants on candy.

Of course, I never had to try to convince my mother

Silly. Amused. Bemused. C-mused.

- Hey, Turk. - Hey, Turk.

Whomever he blames will get the silent treatment for a couple days,

I'm going to die" type of dead. I'm talking dead dead. Clear?

When your pride's at stake, you can't help but have questions.

Hey, guys, I know we talked about this before, but... I'm movin' out.

All right, what the hell is goin' on?

But even though my bangs looked horrible,

directly to you. You're in charge of getting your Dilantin, taking it.