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'Cause I don't have a tiny dick.
Don't you point that at me!
*MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES*
We're getting married. Her parents said so.
I'll see you tomorrow night.
and "not someone who could take care of themselves."
I wish I could, Marquess,
I got a stash in the barn. What the...
Tucker'll shoot you dead if he catches you on our property.
Well, then, you best get going.
Please help. Yours very truly, Clayton MacGovern.
I've incurred massive debts and tax liabilities
No one cares.
Yeah, I got weed, you dumb-ass.
No!
Jesus!
Oh, God, don't even say such a thing, Deezy.
I did want to marry a Monahan.
Hmm, I like that.
I'm going to run, not walk, to that CPR class.
But sometimes, you can be a bitch.