Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, no, our path has been blocked by bad people. What's the fun in that?
No, it's because I've got this ancient raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy
In truth, Lawrence,
- Got it. - Now, it's kind of a maze down there.
I'm thinking.
(WEAKLY) Fear me!
But you're in the dark! What are you gonna do?
♪ Yo, show me what you got, ♪ ♪ night guard! ♪
Oh! If it isn't our very own Mr. Success Story.
Blast these pigeons and their incessant cooing!
It would be great if we could...
it's not about the arrangement. Quiet! Shh!
Blah, blah, blah. History, history. Learning, learning.
(ALL CHEERING)
Are we going to the opera? I don't think so.
Great. But could I just ask you one thing?
Maybe you could help us.
I'm not gonna tell you.
(ROARING)
Oh, she's good.
Old Bessie, the old family bus.
Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
(CHATTERING)
Perhaps the greatest battle the world will never know.
OCTAVIUS: Halt!
that you like-like each other?
It's a monkey.
Commence ignition sequence.
No, okay, I'm turning this off. I'm sorry.
first woman to do that.
What, are you gonna kiss it?
I'm so scared of Ivan. He's bad news.
(STAMMERING) That one? Whatever. I thought...
I'm from Brooklyn.
The future. Behold, Natural History, version 2.0.
This is not a dress
That's actually pretty cool, what you just did.
I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
Stop!
Yeah, I've been busy. What's going on here?
(SIGHS) All right. Hey!
Mr. Thinker, we're sorry to interrupt your contemplation,
I spent two weeks spear-hunting with a tribe in Micronesia.
Just keep her straight, I'll handle the rest.
And young Al Capone.
Tell thee the future and eternity combination and give thee that future and eternity tablet right now Tell thee the future and eternity combination and give thee that future and eternity tablet right now
Yes, I do, missy.
Good. 'Cause, as night guards go, you're...
Well. Well, well, well!
JEDEDIAH: No! I won't be muzzled!
Ivan the Awesome?
I don't know.
Boom! Bam!
Okay. Then why are you staring at me?
He's leaving with the tablet!
Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me.
If you do not, I shall kill your future and eternity friends. If you do not, I shall kill your future and eternity friends.
Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah,
- LARRY: Sorry. - Damn, that was disappointing.
Thanks.
Thank you. You might got a lot of medals,
(KISSING NOISES)
the next, a rich, anonymous donor gives a huge endowment.
You're not by any chance related to Amelia Earhart, are you?
- Yeah. - Okay, so just to be clear,
Love theme from Titanic. Good, but not really appropriate.
for I shall be watching you. for I shall be watching you.
Any kind of decision making with me- on The Daily
I am Kahmunrah, the great king of the great kings,
(THROAT CATCHES)
Joey Motorola, you get down here for supper right now!
No. No! No, no, no!
or you gonna run away again when you get something better?
Apparently, they can also hear me talking to myself.
(CUSTER LAUGHS)
SAY GOODBYE PARK BOSS FOR LIVE FOREVER
(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Yeah.
OCTAVIUS: They say a good man rules this union.
Just a bit of wall.
We're Americans, we
Trust me, you don't know the meaning of the word.
- What does that mean? - Figure out.
(ALL LAUGHING)
I promised Jedediah I would bring help,
No, I wasn't gonna touch it.
Great, but I do know the combination.
(BUZZING)
- This way, or you die. - Yes.
No! Our fight is not with you.
- Okay, all right. - EINSTEIN: Okay, here it is.
Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, that's...
I'm sorry, but we're all full up in our axis of evil today. Sorry.
Race you to Paris?
So, I got all night.
Look up most popular baby names in 1984. Brundon.
I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it.
Hey, think you could hook us up with a ride?
Farewell, lovely lady and small, little man.
(EXCLAIMING)
that there's a hanging suit.
KAHMUNRAH: Where?
What the heck is this thing?
I have come back
People always call me Ivan the Terrible when the correct translation is Ivan the Awesome
- I'm not finished yet. - Oh.
Ain't no mystery!
Great Gatsby!
- No! Mr. President! Sir! - All right. Time to see the state...
Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Look, she's throwing a tiny little tantrum
Mr. Daley! I found your Einsteins.
Well, I sort of...
And now your latest breakthrough...
With it, I shall unlock the Gate to the Underworld
- No, I don't think so. - Of course you're not.
But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here.