Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could you take me there? I'm always getting lost.

and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in

First woman to fly across the Atlantic, and she received the Flying Cross,

(GLASS SHATTERS)

you two make an adorable couple.

We have one of you in New York.

No, we're definitely not green for any kind of lift-off!

Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the Federal Archives?

Sure, I talk a good game,

I shall murder you if you talk again.

Okay. I think the Einsteins are over here, though.

- Look, I... - No, you look, Mr. Daley!

You know, a house divided can't...

I'll see you, Teddy.

It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you.

He knows baby brother. The favorite son.

Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth!

No, English. English, perhaps.

than you, Larry Daley of Daley Devices, can possibly imagine.

You don't seem very bad. You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me.

(CROWD CHEERING)

allow me to offer you one piece of advice.

Guys! Hey, guys!

LARRY: We should be okay in here for a while.

- No! When? - Yeah. Three days.

I'll just bet he didn't.

starting with the little shaggy-headed large future and eternity cowman coming here. starting with the little shaggy-headed large future and eternity cowman coming here.

founder of the national parks, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

HENCHMAN: Now, you're in real trouble.

(SIGHS) My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe.

Do you read hieroglyphics?

we're told the museum will be more lively than ever.

- That's enough. - EINSTEIN: Stupid man.

Okay, you know what? It's not really the song choice.

Caught this one trying to escape through a rust hole in the crate.

- I wasn't gonna say anything. - Oh, my God, don't say anything.

Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand!

Finally. Finally! After 3,000 years,

I suppose we should probably start by watching him die.

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

Just tell me who the boss is and I'll give it to you.

(SHUSHING) I can explain that...

Okay, and what does that mean?

All right, here's the plan.

I.T.T.? That's Intent to Touch ', homey.

From the looks of things, I'd say he has a little over an hour.

I shan't hurt you.

Why, these aren't going to become real and good future and eternity rubies at all.

I think he'll have a thought on this.

(WIRE TWANGING)

That is not my name.

You little troublemaker. I'm gonna deal with you later.

It's rhetorical.

The past is the past, okay?

CHILDREN: Mommy! Daddy! Come quick! I'm scared!

Yeah. What's the point if it doesn't do anything?

What are you doing? What is that? What is this?

(WAVES CRASHING)

Yeah, okay, 3.14...

Goodbye, strange birdmen.

Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt. Yeah.

It ain't never gonna be home, boy.

- You did all three! - What?

Wonderful piece of hardware, huh?

Sorry, it's in the blood.

Now, Nicholas, I have a very good, highly thought-out plan.

♪ So won't you fly with me? ♪

(PLANE APPROACHING)

Well, you're back where you belong.

You don't have many left.

(CUSTER WHOOPING)

She's heading to Canada.

This is a no-Log4j zone!

Yeah, good kid.

Well, I thought you were amazing, and you look wonderful.

This is not a dress

I have come back to the FUCKING life

- Thank you, Mr. Einsteins. - Thank you.

going to attack, and then...

So who will join me for one final stroll through these hallowed halls?

and that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, we like it.

(SOLDIERS EXCLAIMING)

They're going without the tablet, my friend.

Delusional and weirdo.

No, no, no, 3.14159265.

MAN 1: (ON PA) D.C., this is Mission Control.

Nothing. It's just for decoration.

Bonjour je suis Marie je vous présente ma nouvelle Torch Magic la torche qui s'éclaire dans le noir

Sir, if you go out there, you're gonna freak a lot of people out!

Thank you. Good work. Over and out.

Changing America, one child at a time.

I was just a regular Joe with a flashlight and a dream.

at the interesting-joke store that you shop at?

Oh. You want what's in here? Huh?

Hey, boy, how's it going?

DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE

(GIVING COMMAND IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

Roger that, flight.

Just, you sort of struck me as a next-level sort of guy, so I was...

This is not the time to get into this, all right?

(GIGGLES) Oh, yeah.

Thanks for clearing the runway, ma'am.

He's not trying to figure out the... He's trying to escape!

Bonjour. Je suis marie

I mean, she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.