Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is going to be the most globally damaging midlife crisis since Elon Musk.

Life is just dreams turning to entropy, you little shits!

'Taint nothing wrong with a-masturbating yourself in public.

and I don't give a shit.

"How many of them do I murder?"

but maybe with help you could change your outlook.

I thought this was the VIP section!

You will rue the day you humiliated the Illuminati.

Uh, not that different.

[dramatic music plays]

-[crowd] Manhunt! -Release the prisoner!

-[Rand] Hey, get to the War Room, you two. -[gasping]

That's why the smartest people end up working for the worst companies.

Here comes the toast of the under-crust. It's the Reptoids, honey!

now stay with me here, time travel abilities!

[gasps] The refreshing Bud Light mist with a tropical lime twist?

Does happiness exist?

I'm sorry, Gigi. I am corny, white history teacher bullshit.

My conspiracy is none of your business.

the Ridley regime can officially begin!