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Oops, let's switch off those Anony-collars.
Still, it's gonna be, uh, pretty stressful hiding this whole thing.
[chuckles] Even your vengeance is type A.
-Hey, everyone. I'm Sasquatch. -[all] Hi, Sasquatch.
Y'all Brett-y for this?
First up, my enemies list.
-[Myc] We look like fucking idiots, Glenn! -My name isn't Glenn anymore.
Shit.
[romantic music plays]
[all gasp]
Then you're the only one who has to live with them.
Yes! Outdoor festival of the year!
Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing here?
You think having a few memories deleted is hard?
We know you naughty aristocrats love to destroy the Earth's resources,
[clears throat] Yeah, giant cliché. As if we would do that.
the Juggalos, for some reason,
No one understands our pain.
-I can't unsee that. -Don't barf because then I'm gonna barf.
[Myc] You put us here because we're ugly?
You know who she is, right?
What the shit?
[PA system] Welcome to the new Cognito.
[Reagan grunts]
What? What the… Impossible!
For fuck's sake, I wrote the intro to a Garfield book!
it's the Atlanteans!
[Myc] Those artsy-fartsy Bavarian bastards!
Perfect place to sit a spell and masturbate with no one watching!
Who the hell are you? Chewbacca?
and I'm from Atlanta.
[Reagan gulps]
I do mean it!