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[emcee] And now, the final round.
[laughter]
So are you… You good?
[dramatic music plays]
Okay, Dad, the glove is on and the gloves are off.
Who the hell are you?
Greetings, Hench-ployees.
It's long.
Here's our literature.
Wait, did you light this?
Now that J.R.'s finally rotting away in some shadow prison,
We don't even know who they are!
Prepare for psychedelic ego death!
It's okay, Andre, just go have fun.
[laughter]
[all groan]
Great, now we're stuck here with the school-shooting denier
[groans]
Yeah, I think he thinks it looks good. Truce?
It's fluffy and relaxing.
Well, Brett is here to "care" the crap out of you.
Well, I should probably get back to my…
[laughter]
From now on, we do what I say.
We found our family.
[laughs] No, that wasn't our real plan.
Today's lesson, how do we calculate the circumcision of a circle? What?
Fine, I'm sorry for bringing a gun to therapy.
But look at these idiots.
The second I activate it, Rand will be my virtual puppet.
[in unison] Oh, shit! Someone set the owl on fire!
I'm not telling jack to a guy who looks like an '80s supervillain.
[Myc] Fuck me.
Because that German guy straight-up owned you.
Feelings are for liberals and baseball movies.
Then Cognito's gonna reclaim its ex-wife,
I'm Dermot Baldwin.
-Typical. -Typical.
[fan 1] I love you, Jay-Z.
Okay, here's what we do. Now listen up, okay?
Eh, I don't want to talk about it.
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