Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe my next crazy plot should be my own happiness.

♪ If magic is all we've ever known ♪

Yep, that's right, I'm the masturbating Reptoid.

You were right about me, you know. I did just want revenge.

[dramatic music plays]

[woman screams]

So why'd they send you to Anon-Anon anyway?

Oh my God, his kimono's open.

The annual Power Struggle will begin shortly.

We deep-fry iced tea.

Let's go around the circle and share why we're here.

to give them the same crippling self-doubt that I suffer from.

I know it's your first day back since your dad took over and all.

Every year, he challenges us to the Power Struggle.

Oh God. I, Alex Jones, am secretly in love with Hillary Clinton.

We just needed to get you in one place so we could watch.

Listen up, peons, everything's gonna be different around here.

And here is the White House, where--

I didn't know I existed either!

[gasps] Gigi! I recognize your tired face from your application selfie.

How do we calculate the circumcision of a circle? C = 2 pie r. That's circumference.

Impossible! You're pulling some pagan bullshit on me!

Let's watch Bee movie (2007) No, Bee Movie (2007), We're gonna watch Sausage Party (2016) and the fuck up to watch it

I see you, Jair Bolsonaro. Let the games begin!

Brave of you to admit that.

♪ Recognize miracles ♪

[panting] Reagan, wait!

Besides, I could ask you the same thing.

Illuminati confirmed!

Wow, I thought you had to be cool to work in the Illuminati.

Especially child support!

Dreams die! Santa is fake!