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[laughs]
Let's go around the circle and share why we're here.
Yep, that's right, I'm the masturbating Reptoid.
Brave of you to admit that.
The annual Power Struggle will begin shortly.
I see you, Jair Bolsonaro. Let the games begin!
[woman screams]
[laughter]
[panting] Reagan, wait!
to give them the same crippling self-doubt that I suffer from.
♪ If magic is all we've ever known ♪
Every year, he challenges us to the Power Struggle.
Listen up, peons, everything's gonna be different around here.
[gasps] Gigi! I recognize your tired face from your application selfie.
And here is the White House, where--
Wow, I thought you had to be cool to work in the Illuminati.
How do we calculate the circumcision of a circle? C = 2 pie r. That's circumference.
Oh God. I, Alex Jones, am secretly in love with Hillary Clinton.
[dramatic music plays]
You were right about me, you know. I did just want revenge.
Besides, I could ask you the same thing.
Like this?
Illuminati confirmed!
I know it's your first day back since your dad took over and all.
♪ Recognize miracles ♪
Especially child support!
Dreams die! Santa is fake!
So why'd they send you to Anon-Anon anyway?
I didn't know I existed either!
Oh my God, his kimono's open.
Let's watch Bee movie (2007) No, Bee Movie (2007), We're gonna watch Sausage Party (2016) and the fuck up to watch it
Maybe my next crazy plot should be my own happiness.
Impossible! You're pulling some pagan bullshit on me!
We deep-fry iced tea.
We just needed to get you in one place so we could watch.