HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And now, please welcome the six societies!
Huh. I'll show that prick in AA.
Why, it's as natural as a spring day!
[distorted speech]
[everyone talks at once]
Well, now you're high on laboratory-grade brown acid.
they caught me trying to drink an entire vat of mind-erasing liquid.
Well, now that I'm in charge, Cognito's going back on top
I'm gonna sneak into Bohemian Grove
We'll have to hold it. I'm vomiting!
Cover your ears, okay?
Like what?
[upbeat music plays]
[tense music plays]
the six societies that secretly rule the world.
Try being the guy who deletes those memories.
More tropical than I thought.
Will I ever love myself?
[retching]
Excuse me? That's circumference, not circumcision.
Get them!
The ancient noble competition known as the Pissing Contest!
Tase myself.
Cognito is gonna reclaim its glory days.
Two rival companies.
Yeah, and I should probably get back to my…
It's the Catholic Church!
They're a little wet, they're a little wild,
Shit talking detected.
because one of us couldn't keep our cool.
[rapping] ♪ It's time to rhyme It's a rhyming time ♪
Really? You gave up your dream job?
but all you care about is revenge.
I'm J.R. fucking Scheimpough.
The Deep State is controlled by my shithead father.
Dietrich, how about a little toast.
Wait, what the hell is happening to Kluge?
I'll give you a job. Just make this stop!
[sighs] If only there was a way
-[audience gasps] -My crotch! [groans]
[everyone gasps]
You son of a bitch.
Why's it so detailed?
Ha! Watch and see how it's done, axe-hole. What the--?
Ugh. He brings so much joy to people. It makes me sick.
Uh, you want to tase yourself.
he erased my memories,