Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

he erased my memories,
but all you care about is revenge.
The Deep State is controlled by my shithead father.
[upbeat music plays]
Will I ever love myself?
[everyone talks at once]
Well, now that I'm in charge, Cognito's going back on top
Well, now you're high on laboratory-grade brown acid.
[retching]
[distorted speech]
Why's it so detailed?
Like what?
they caught me trying to drink an entire vat of mind-erasing liquid.
Why, it's as natural as a spring day!
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, and I should probably get back to my…
They're a little wet, they're a little wild,
I'm J.R. fucking Scheimpough.
More tropical than I thought.
[rapping] ♪ It's time to rhyme It's a rhyming time ♪
Uh, you want to tase yourself.
I'm gonna sneak into Bohemian Grove
Cognito is gonna reclaim its glory days.
-[audience gasps] -My crotch! [groans]
I'll give you a job. Just make this stop!
Get them!
Wait, what the hell is happening to Kluge?
Excuse me? That's circumference, not circumcision.
It's the Catholic Church!
Try being the guy who deletes those memories.
Shit talking detected.
because one of us couldn't keep our cool.
Dietrich, how about a little toast.
Ugh. He brings so much joy to people. It makes me sick.
And now, please welcome the six societies!
[sighs] If only there was a way
Ha! Watch and see how it's done, axe-hole. What the--?
[tense music plays]
Really? You gave up your dream job?
Huh. I'll show that prick in AA.
Two rival companies.
The ancient noble competition known as the Pissing Contest!
We'll have to hold it. I'm vomiting!
[everyone gasps]
Cover your ears, okay?
the six societies that secretly rule the world.
Tase myself.