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-[both grunt] -[crowd gasps]
The Illuminati's a name brand.
Hey, what are you two doing?
Since you-- Since you want to be A TEACHER SO BAD, RIGHT? No, I'm just saying.
[Reagan groans]
Okay, this is supposed to be anonymous.
[Myc] Oh shit, are you Poland?
I thought you did.
I just need something I can use to make a subliminal message.
Boo!
Well, my dad stole my big promotion,
What? You're a thousand years old!
You say you got into this job to save the world,
I'm former Governor Jesse Ventura, and I wanna know some things.
-[Reagan grunts] -Oh, and, uh, nothing higher than a three.
-[awkward chuckle] Only one or two-- -Hundred times?
the head of the Illuminati. And my mortal enemy.
Of course I do. I'm the only person left who will listen to me!
I mean, the world, will be better for it.
I can't believe we knocked out the Pope.
If you really wanted to save the world, you'd do whatever it takes.
[Myc] Probably because you're literal fucking clowns.
Where would it be trying to go?
[fan 2] Queen Bey!
To take down my father on my own!
Now this is finally a party!
[chuckles] You know about filters?
Life is just dreams turning to entropy, you little shits!
That's right, buddy, you don't owe a woman a goddamn thing.
Ooh, the Atlanteans are disqualified for the illegal use of sonar!
I think I saw Jimmy Carter scooping Viagra out of a big barrel.
I got a plan to get us out of here, but I need $25,000
Drop the hatchet on restrictive societal expectations!
Not so fast!
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