Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go party, Mushroom Man!
Goddamn it.
I'm a raging alcoholic and I think I'm at the wrong meeting.
You dumbasses look insane. Look in a mirror.
Uh, sorry, Reagan.
So what's the deal with the Illuminati again?
You're fucking with the greatest rapper of all time, son!
-Who let this dork in? Am I right? -[Sasquatch laughs]
Who would be dumb enough to get thrown in Bohemian Grove Jail?
[retches]
[Reagan grunts]
Ron Staedtler. I've been wiping minds for the Illuminati for ten years,
Yeah. He's installed a lot of security cameras in the women's bathrooms.
[construction worker yells]
Intern three, write that down.
When everyone sees how pathetic he is, he'll be fired and I,
Mamma mia!
Yeah, Miss Nepotism case here is crying
[gentle music plays]
Quick, follow me into that owl's ass!
I thought we were into this!
where the loser literally has to kiss the other guy's ring.
Don't tell, people!
giving me the strength, speed and dexterity
[suspenseful music plays]
This is nauseating me, Brett,
I'm not the first Oprah.
How about you keep tasing me instead?
The righteous gotta stick together!
It's a draw!
Do you have a tape recorder?
[Rand] Why are we taking orders from mysterious robed assholes anyway?
Jesus, why?
If you have to ask, honey, you'll never know!
Why does he do that? Does he think it looks good?
Oh God, that drunk again. Avert your eyes, kids!
And next we have the losers from last year's Power Games.
and for breakfast I had something called a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita.
We secretly control global finance!
I can't watch!
That's the daughter of Rand Ridley. Head of Cognito Inc.