Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You dumbasses look insane. Look in a mirror.
Don't tell, people!
And next we have the losers from last year's Power Games.
I'm a raging alcoholic and I think I'm at the wrong meeting.
and for breakfast I had something called a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita.
If you have to ask, honey, you'll never know!
-Who let this dork in? Am I right? -[Sasquatch laughs]
[retches]
Yeah. He's installed a lot of security cameras in the women's bathrooms.
Uh, sorry, Reagan.
[Rand] Why are we taking orders from mysterious robed assholes anyway?
I can't watch!
The righteous gotta stick together!
We secretly control global finance!
Do you have a tape recorder?
Oh God, that drunk again. Avert your eyes, kids!
Quick, follow me into that owl's ass!
Jesus, why?
giving me the strength, speed and dexterity
Why does he do that? Does he think it looks good?
How about you keep tasing me instead?
[construction worker yells]
I thought we were into this!
where the loser literally has to kiss the other guy's ring.
Mamma mia!
[Reagan grunts]
I'm not the first Oprah.
[gentle music plays]
Yeah, Miss Nepotism case here is crying
Let's go party, Mushroom Man!
When everyone sees how pathetic he is, he'll be fired and I,
It's a draw!
Intern three, write that down.
Goddamn it.
[suspenseful music plays]
This is nauseating me, Brett,
So what's the deal with the Illuminati again?
Ron Staedtler. I've been wiping minds for the Illuminati for ten years,
That's the daughter of Rand Ridley. Head of Cognito Inc.
You're fucking with the greatest rapper of all time, son!
Who would be dumb enough to get thrown in Bohemian Grove Jail?