Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[gentle music plays]

Every year it brings together

She applied to work at the Illuminati?

I'm a decorated war hero!

[cans clatter on table]

I spiked everyone's drinks with LSD over an hour ago.

[can rattles on ground]

Wow. We hide out in an owl for ten minutes and--

-I really want to, though. -Very much same!

Who the hell am I?

I won't pants you in front of the Pope

The Reptoids, the Atlanteans, the Catholic Church,

Oh, cry me a river.

♪ Your treatment of my friend is a crime ♪

Yeah, if only we were in a line of work where we both knew how to keep a secret.

and I have a button that can move the moon!

[Reagan grunts]

who looks like an orangutan fucked a fire hydrant,

Let's talk this week's mission.

Jesus, is that Reagan?

I saw this kid in the woods the other day and he goes, "Hey, Mom, it's Chewbacca."

Oh, you're villain monologuing? That's fun. What is that thing anyway?

Look, we gotta get out of here before he takes his shirt off.

[Lin Manuel sobs]

You had to learn sometime, Braden.

Shadow government is just as dumb as the regular government.

Reagan, how about you?

You feeling disrespected? Treated like a joke?

You know what, you're right.

[dramatic music plays]