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Not if I sabotage mine first.
That's adorable. You're just like your old man.
[yells]
This insane clown posse is starting to sound like a sane clown posse!
My face is like a purple heart!
-Something's wrong with me. -No, something is wrong with us.
[gulps]
[rumbling]
Why were you trying to sabotage your own company anyway?
Cognito will bury you for this like we buried Jimmy Hoffa!
[crowd] Manhunt, manhunt!
-[glass smashes] -What the--?
Oh God.
Hello, I'm Richard.
[dramatic music plays]
and in my line of work, there are no safe spaces.
I'm gonna use Reagan's nanobots to supercharge my body,
[Atlantean Gibberish]
Chemtrails trap you in the '80s,
I know your type.
Wow, dickbag, who the hell are you?
and I just tried to stage a coup and nobody had my fucking back!
…I've been tased today?
Oh, I guess I am throwing away my shot.
Honey, I have been there.
Minions are real. I have seen one. I have touched one with my own hands!
I'm clutching my pearls!
Listen, asshole, I'm the smartest person in this room.
If you need us, we'll be in the room where it happens.
Give my daughter a timeout. Somewhere she can get her head straight.
[tense music continues]
[man] Hey! You!
I even came up with a 30-point plan.