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[gulps]
-[glass smashes] -What the--?
Wow, dickbag, who the hell are you?
Why were you trying to sabotage your own company anyway?
[man] Hey! You!
and I just tried to stage a coup and nobody had my fucking back!
[tense music continues]
[rumbling]
Oh God.
Hello, I'm Richard.
I know your type.
Cognito will bury you for this like we buried Jimmy Hoffa!
and in my line of work, there are no safe spaces.
…I've been tased today?
Chemtrails trap you in the '80s,
[crowd] Manhunt, manhunt!
[dramatic music plays]
That's adorable. You're just like your old man.
Not if I sabotage mine first.
I'm gonna use Reagan's nanobots to supercharge my body,
This insane clown posse is starting to sound like a sane clown posse!
I'm clutching my pearls!
[Atlantean Gibberish]
Minions are real. I have seen one. I have touched one with my own hands!
Oh, I guess I am throwing away my shot.
My face is like a purple heart!
Listen, asshole, I'm the smartest person in this room.
-Something's wrong with me. -No, something is wrong with us.
Give my daughter a timeout. Somewhere she can get her head straight.
Honey, I have been there.
I even came up with a 30-point plan.
[yells]
If you need us, we'll be in the room where it happens.
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