Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, man, I'm out of here.
I might have made love to your mother at the dance, but who here didn't?
Stan Marsh: Yo, punks... Kyle Broflovski: Give us your wallet.
Let me tell you.
Us with Heather & Mitch!!
- You live on the east side. - I thought you were Native American.
- Can I have my medication now? - Beep like a Jeep.
- Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog? - Yes, please.
She is "doe who cannot keep legs together."
And that's who she was with last: Mr. Garrison.
- Garrison? Impossible, he's gay. - I'm not gay!
Eric, you are the coolest guy in the world. This is tremendous tea.
Women don't get pregnant from tongue kissing, children.
All this time... Why didn't you tell me, Father?
Dude, I can't wait to win that $ 1 0,000.
No. No. No, God, no!
- Garrison, what are you doing? - You're drunk, Mr. Hat.
...but he acts like he does to get some action.
I'll take blood from you and everyone here and we can learn who your dad is.
- You don't have any legs. - Oh, yeah.
Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef?
- I think we better get help. - Really?
And now, America's Stupidest Home Videos. Here's your host, Bob Saget.
I have to go to Iraq and find my kidnapped daughter.
Oh, my God. I'm a black African-American.