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♪ and say, "man, what are you doing here?" ♪
Damn it.
All right, okay. I'm sorry.
probably, like, right here in your husband's weird den,
and I just feel like he's in some hot tub,
The only other english person they know is my GPS lady.
Um, could we discuss this when I get back?
to come to her house and cook Thanksgiving dinner for her.
Ironically enough, my best friend, Gwen, asked me
I think I could be exclusive. I don't know.
and clearly, he has found someone more...
of ruining my Thanksgiving!
And for the record, hotto did you a favor,
That was horrifying. Are you okay?
Who are you talking to? I'm right here.
I do, actually. I'm Carl.
♪ ♪
Look like a cheetah.
even when I was one.
You are beautiful and smart...
and the crisp autumn air.
(Josh) Put it this way, kid.
I'm sorry, you met here at my best friend's house,
Mm-hmm.
for an hour, waiting to say that.
They're pretty bad at Christmas too.
Really?
No, thank you.
Come on, that won't happen.
But as a person, um, that was hilarious.