Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I just seen red.

- What you got in there, wash? - Yeah.

Bible says the same thing about killing others, too.

You like to play football?

who's filling in for jayden hicks? gavin hicks.

and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

I got a real short attention span, you know.

She was the first one I ever kept for any length of time, 'cause I get bored real easy.

That fella's a whole sight meaner than me.

You said for me to come by.

If you wanna play, you can come on over, 'cause we ain't no good either.

I can't understand all of it.

It don't matter to me about us losing. Does it to you?

Whoa Lefty Frizzell will vomit

That wasn't the way you made it up before, Morris. That's all I know.

There's gonna be a party tonight over here at the house.

I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat, if you got any extra.

Now, they're women.

Morris here, he's a modern-day poet,

- You all right, Momma? - Yeah, I'm fine.

They're like family.

Come on, sugar.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

You ain't got no bills to pay.

- Hey, Freddy. How about you? - How about you, Doyle?

BRANDIE really likes To suck my cock.... mmmm-hmmmm

I mean, it's a regular paper, you know?

Flowers is purdy

When u feel threatened

'cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself.

Hey Steve It ain't got no gas in it

I wouldn't never hurt them.

A quilt or two to put down there. Mm-hm.

so I reckon I'll tell you.

When you realize you don’t have a band

It's what I made a-fixin' lawn mowers and whatnot for Bill Cox.

Jongo is… Not funny ha-ha… funny queer.

Not Deliverance But it sounds like it

This evening, I want you to go get that Miss Wheatley,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I lived out the back of my mother and father's place most of my life,

Some folks calls it a butcher's knife, I calls it a meat cleaver. Um hmmm.

I fixed it. It's working pretty good now. Mm-hm.

Can I help you, sir?

Some folks has asked me:

Although I do sense a little tension in you, time to time.

All different ones.

I'm gonna call up Morris and have him get the band together. We'll have a party.

- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey, Bill.

- That's ridiculous. That is just a total lie. - Let's go, Vaughan.

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no hyd in it

All right, then.

You Norma Jean will vomit

# I've run a twisted line #

Karl, did you really kill somebody?

AND I CUT MY YARD WITH IT...MM’HMMM

That was the car I was driving that day.

Not with that son of a bitch moving in for good.

Ain't that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper,

- Just joking around, you know, buddy. - I know that. You're a real card, all right.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?

I'll get Melvin to walk y'all out.

SOME FOLKS CALL IT A LAMP, I CALL IT A LIGHT SCULPTURE

Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks.

I liked walking with you.

Well, you're gonna have to learn. It'll take some time.

But I reckon he got by all right.

Yeah, there was a young man named John Legit Hunter

I don't know. He said he'd eat out there.

We’ll have a party!

Cabinets and whatnot.

My response to Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys in my car:

Your friend Raymond Is a weird little shit

I'm just trying to do my job.

I just seen Red

Is everything gonna be OK? Are you all right?

You be quiet aDULTS ARE TALKING

Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do,

Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle.

beautiful young bride,

That boy Frank!

'Cause you're just so easy-going, you know?

Actually, the hand that we've been dealt in life.

Craig Zincavage

I like them French-fried pertaters... Mm-hmm

(The Maker by Daniel Lanois.)

Get out, dickhead

That boy, he wants me to.

You look like your tail's kinda dragging a mite.

Take this key. It'll get you in and out of here at night.

I was just telling Linda... We were, uh, thinking that things would be a lot better

Daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.

Too late, Linda. I already called him. He's coming, or I'm gonna go get him.

That Frank, he went off somewheres too,

then I drop down, and then I go:

I wasn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do.

You take care of that issue?

I shouldn't have told you about that.

But I'll bet you the good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades.

I care about y'all, though. I do, really.

If you don’t restring your taylor guitar I’m gonna go out of my mind

Well, I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.

All right, you can kiss my ass.

Kick your head in 25 years ago.

We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always stay nervous, won't we, Karl?

Yeah. Just a minute.

Well, I'll make you some biscuits.

Yes, sir, I reckon it does.

The Bible says you ought not to.

- What about me? - I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.

You say he fixes small engines like nobody's business?

- Sure, I guess. - Hey, honey, don't rush everybody off yet.

Softly and tenderly

That grass out there in the yard, it's growed up quite a bit.

Do you want some antz for dinner?

Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway.

But I reckon he can lay off of doing it tomorrow. Mm-hm.

I know you are, I've seen it myself.

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

You're just gonna have to learn to live without all that grease.

Get away from us!

I love you, sweetie.

some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade,

What's got you down this way?

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

That's funny, Vaughan.

Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Got a sick tiller here.

Well, I just thought I'd bring you 'em.

Well, I was going to see my momma over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

They're not gonna hurt you.

Goddamn you, you little prick!

I would ban Steven’s guitar