Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you wanna play, you can come on over, 'cause we ain't no good either.

beautiful young bride,

You be quiet aDULTS ARE TALKING

I fixed it. It's working pretty good now. Mm-hm.

Well, I was going to see my momma over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

All different ones.

I mean, it's a regular paper, you know?

You Norma Jean will vomit

But I'll bet you the good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades.

All right, then.

When you realize you don’t have a band

That boy, he wants me to.

Not with that son of a bitch moving in for good.

- Sure, I guess. - Hey, honey, don't rush everybody off yet.

That's funny, Vaughan.

You say he fixes small engines like nobody's business?

I like them French-fried pertaters... Mm-hmm

She was the first one I ever kept for any length of time, 'cause I get bored real easy.

A quilt or two to put down there. Mm-hm.

Take this key. It'll get you in and out of here at night.

Well, I just seen red.

Goddamn you, you little prick!

It don't matter to me about us losing. Does it to you?

I wouldn't never hurt them.

- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey, Bill.

I shouldn't have told you about that.

Well, you're gonna have to learn. It'll take some time.

My response to Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys in my car:

That Frank, he went off somewheres too,

Get away from us!

Well, I just thought I'd bring you 'em.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yeah, there was a young man named John Legit Hunter

I love you, sweetie.

I liked walking with you.

I can't understand all of it.

'Cause you're just so easy-going, you know?

BRANDIE really likes To suck my cock.... mmmm-hmmmm

Softly and tenderly

What's got you down this way?

I got a real short attention span, you know.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

Come on, sugar.

- Hey, Freddy. How about you? - How about you, Doyle?

All right, you can kiss my ass.

You ain't got no bills to pay.

- What about me? - I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.

Not Deliverance But it sounds like it

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat, if you got any extra.

Craig Zincavage

Your friend Raymond Is a weird little shit

Get out, dickhead

and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

Now, they're women.

- You all right, Momma? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- That's ridiculous. That is just a total lie. - Let's go, Vaughan.

Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do,

You said for me to come by.

You're just gonna have to learn to live without all that grease.

I don't know. He said he'd eat out there.

Bible says the same thing about killing others, too.

I wasn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do.

I care about y'all, though. I do, really.

Well, I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.

Is everything gonna be OK? Are you all right?

I would ban Steven’s guitar

Well, I'll make you some biscuits.

Jongo is… Not funny ha-ha… funny queer.

But I reckon he got by all right.

I'm gonna call up Morris and have him get the band together. We'll have a party.

- Just joking around, you know, buddy. - I know that. You're a real card, all right.

# I've run a twisted line #

It's what I made a-fixin' lawn mowers and whatnot for Bill Cox.

Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Got a sick tiller here.

You look like your tail's kinda dragging a mite.

You like to play football?

Yeah. Just a minute.

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

Flowers is purdy

I know you are, I've seen it myself.

Too late, Linda. I already called him. He's coming, or I'm gonna go get him.

who's filling in for jayden hicks? gavin hicks.

Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway.

They're not gonna hurt you.

'cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself.

What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?

Whoa Lefty Frizzell will vomit

But I reckon he can lay off of doing it tomorrow. Mm-hm.

I'll get Melvin to walk y'all out.

Some folks has asked me:

You take care of that issue?

I lived out the back of my mother and father's place most of my life,

If you don’t restring your taylor guitar I’m gonna go out of my mind

That grass out there in the yard, it's growed up quite a bit.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I was just telling Linda... We were, uh, thinking that things would be a lot better

Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle.

They're like family.

The Bible says you ought not to.

Karl, did you really kill somebody?

This evening, I want you to go get that Miss Wheatley,

Cabinets and whatnot.

Ain't that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper,

Although I do sense a little tension in you, time to time.

Do you want some antz for dinner?

Some folks calls it a butcher's knife, I calls it a meat cleaver. Um hmmm.

That boy Frank!

(The Maker by Daniel Lanois.)

Can I help you, sir?

We’ll have a party!

Actually, the hand that we've been dealt in life.

Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks.

AND I CUT MY YARD WITH IT...MM’HMMM

That fella's a whole sight meaner than me.

so I reckon I'll tell you.

That was the car I was driving that day.

Yes, sir, I reckon it does.

Hey Steve It ain't got no gas in it

When u feel threatened

Daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.

We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always stay nervous, won't we, Karl?

- What you got in there, wash? - Yeah.

then I drop down, and then I go:

I'm just trying to do my job.

There's gonna be a party tonight over here at the house.

Morris here, he's a modern-day poet,

I just seen Red

some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade,

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no hyd in it

Kick your head in 25 years ago.

That wasn't the way you made it up before, Morris. That's all I know.

SOME FOLKS CALL IT A LAMP, I CALL IT A LIGHT SCULPTURE