Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, you're gonna have to learn. It'll take some time.

SOME FOLKS CALL IT A LAMP, I CALL IT A LIGHT SCULPTURE

- Just joking around, you know, buddy. - I know that. You're a real card, all right.

It don't matter to me about us losing. Does it to you?

BRANDIE really likes To suck my cock.... mmmm-hmmmm

I know what’s wrong with it Ain’t got no hyd in it

- That's ridiculous. That is just a total lie. - Let's go, Vaughan.

Oh, I'm doing pretty good. Got a sick tiller here.

Well, I just seen red.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Not Deliverance But it sounds like it

I liked walking with you.

Flowers is purdy

That wasn't the way you made it up before, Morris. That's all I know.

Ain't that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper,

She was the first one I ever kept for any length of time, 'cause I get bored real easy.

Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle.

I'll get Melvin to walk y'all out.

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

Cabinets and whatnot.

Although I do sense a little tension in you, time to time.

Can I help you, sir?

I care about y'all, though. I do, really.

A quilt or two to put down there. Mm-hm.

The Bible says you ought not to.

beautiful young bride,

But I'll bet you the good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades.

Kick your head in 25 years ago.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's funny, Vaughan.

Morris here, he's a modern-day poet,

We’ll have a party!

I'm gonna call up Morris and have him get the band together. We'll have a party.

Well, I just thought I'd bring you 'em.

All different ones.

My response to Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys in my car:

I'm just trying to do my job.

I just seen Red

- What you got in there, wash? - Yeah.

Whoa Lefty Frizzell will vomit

Daddy's dead. He got hit by a train.

I know you are, I've seen it myself.

You like to play football?

That grass out there in the yard, it's growed up quite a bit.

I wouldn't never hurt them.

who's filling in for jayden hicks? gavin hicks.

'cause I come out here when I feel like being by myself.

Bible says the same thing about killing others, too.

Take this key. It'll get you in and out of here at night.

I was just telling Linda... We were, uh, thinking that things would be a lot better

I wasn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do.

Goddamn you, you little prick!

That was the car I was driving that day.

If you don’t restring your taylor guitar I’m gonna go out of my mind

Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks.

Well, I was going to see my momma over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

You be quiet aDULTS ARE TALKING

- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey, Bill.

Hey Steve It ain't got no gas in it

- Sure, I guess. - Hey, honey, don't rush everybody off yet.

You said for me to come by.

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

You say he fixes small engines like nobody's business?

Your friend Raymond Is a weird little shit

then I drop down, and then I go:

Get away from us!

Craig Zincavage

All right, then.

Not with that son of a bitch moving in for good.

If you wanna play, you can come on over, 'cause we ain't no good either.

You Norma Jean will vomit

I fixed it. It's working pretty good now. Mm-hm.

But I reckon he can lay off of doing it tomorrow. Mm-hm.

I got a real short attention span, you know.

(The Maker by Daniel Lanois.)

so I reckon I'll tell you.

Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway.

They're like family.

Karl, did you really kill somebody?

What's got you down this way?

and just plumb near cut his head off, killed him.

I mean, it's a regular paper, you know?

Some folks calls it a butcher's knife, I calls it a meat cleaver. Um hmmm.

Come on, sugar.

When you realize you don’t have a band

I lived out the back of my mother and father's place most of my life,

That Frank, he went off somewheres too,

Yeah, there was a young man named John Legit Hunter

I love you, sweetie.

AND I CUT MY YARD WITH IT...MM’HMMM

I would ban Steven’s guitar

Do you want some antz for dinner?

When u feel threatened

'Cause you're just so easy-going, you know?

What did you kill Jesse for? What did you kill Jesse for?

- Hey, Freddy. How about you? - How about you, Doyle?

- You all right, Momma? - Yeah, I'm fine.

Too late, Linda. I already called him. He's coming, or I'm gonna go get him.

That fella's a whole sight meaner than me.

You look like your tail's kinda dragging a mite.

Yes, sir, I reckon it does.

Some folks has asked me:

You ain't got no bills to pay.

# I've run a twisted line #

There's gonna be a party tonight over here at the house.

That boy Frank!

We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always stay nervous, won't we, Karl?

Yeah. Just a minute.

Is everything gonna be OK? Are you all right?

Get out, dickhead

Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do,

Actually, the hand that we've been dealt in life.

Well, I'll make you some biscuits.

Now, they're women.

All right, you can kiss my ass.

That boy, he wants me to.

It's what I made a-fixin' lawn mowers and whatnot for Bill Cox.

I shouldn't have told you about that.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

This evening, I want you to go get that Miss Wheatley,

They're not gonna hurt you.

some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade,

I could use me another six or eight cans of that potted meat, if you got any extra.

Jongo is… Not funny ha-ha… funny queer.

Softly and tenderly

I don't know. He said he'd eat out there.

You're just gonna have to learn to live without all that grease.

I like them French-fried pertaters... Mm-hmm

But I reckon he got by all right.

- What about me? - I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.

I can't understand all of it.

Well, I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.

You take care of that issue?