Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bye-bye, sweetie.

I'm proud of you.

That second 'un just plumb near cut his head in two.

but an old army cot and a toilet.

so you have some walking-around money.

You wanna race?

I've wanted to leave many times, but...

I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.

His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.

If this water don't go down so I can creekhunt I'm gonna go out of my mind

- We got a lot of other stuff, though. - What you got in there that's good to eat?

- Could you give it a try? - I reckon.

Leaving his soul parting the waters

Hey I aim to vomit with it

But lost me a tooth!

But since you do exist,

Well, I like the way you talk.

He says you make him feel calm.

Ya got an hefeweizen for sale in there

- Sure thing. Go ahead. - Come on.

This is her decision, not yours. If I let it go on, it's 'cause she asked me, not you.

- I'm Jerry Woolridge. - Nice to meet you.

You gotta make something explode to truly understand it.

Really, what I come over here to do was apologize -

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital said I was well

My mother, she jumped up from there and started hollerin':

Aight.. den Jizzle

We don't need this messing around, first on one patio and then another.

Upon his profession of faith in our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,

You know what, by God?

I told you, I ain't got no boy. Now, why don't you get on outta here and let me be?

Take my Thread you little Matador

But the children out there, they were very cruel to me.

There's... there's one more thing.

Jeff Bailey's boy, you know him. Got a good arm, a little slow.

- Come on! - This is not your house, Doyle.

who's filling in for marie zwart? julie-marie carresco.

who did not deserve her, you know?

How about you, Karl? Karl, did you like that?

Well, I like the way you talk.

- No, no. - Yes.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

How are you doing, boys? I'm glad y'all came back.

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of poo-leece,

when you get on the outside.

Not that you two afflicted son of a bitches would know anything about this,

I’M A WORDSMITH

No Don Williams will vomit

- I don't get it. - Well, I rest my case.

What are you doing digging with that stub?

Karl can stay if he wants to. Momma said...

Baking the cookies of discontent

Then, like in poetry, I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off-center,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Vaughan. I was just going on with you.

I don't understand the meaning of the words.

We don't need to FUCKING practice Chip

They turned me loose from the state hospital. Mm-hm.

Fact of business, don't you say another word to me.

Them boys was trying to pull me down pretty hard.

So take my Thread, you old matador

I just seen RED

- Biscuits and gravy. - It'll kill you.

It aint got no gas in it

When you keep turning down the jay & they finally ask you why

He don't like me at all. Momma says it's 'cause he's jealous,

I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.

He said that quite a bit from time to time when I'd be down there at the schoolhouse.

Hon, you can't just go in there.

All right, then.

So was you in lockup for cutting someone up with a hatchet or something?

- Well, I'll see you tomorrow. - All right, then.

And do what a regular kid does.

- Signs? - Homicidal signs.

You know, Karl, I got to thinking about it last night,

but I'm gonna say it anyway.

But Frankie, I'm sorry.

Not unlike Gary Brooket From the Procol Harum

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You Suck. And Your Plan Sucks!

Hold your plate up for me, Frankie.

You got any biscuits fer sale in there? Emm hm

# Burning in the eyes #

I can't explain what goes on.

All right, then.

I met him at the Laundromat.

No Alan Jackson will vomit

You just act like I am.

I don't reckon I know nobody named Jerry.

I don't reckon I've got no reason to kill nobody.

By the heat of the Laundromat vent

I'm sure it's nothing. He seems real sweet.

"WELL, THAT DON'T MAKE ME NO NEVERMIND."

And wwhatever! Do

Mustard and biscuits

This one begat that one, and that one begat this one, and begat, and begat,

See, I work construction.

Well, you know, she's slow.

It's the best it's gonna get. I'm sorry.

Get out of my house

It ain't got no gas in it

and said, Here, take this and throw it away,

Always remember Scro

you got any mokume for sale in there

Did Vaughan go home?

- I don't remember. - Well...

- The food sure is good. - Mm-hm.

Stop, Doyle. Don't talk about my daddy.

Fine with me. If he steals anything, I'm gonna take it out of your pocket anyway.

He's been in the state hospital a long time. There must be something wrong with him.

Pleased to meet you.

That's why I think I'm so fond of you.

How much you want for 'em?

I looked in the window there and I seen my mother laying on the floor,

We don't need to practice randy! At your age you should have it mastered! Happy Birthday!!

Doyle. You are a goddamn motherfucking asshole

- I don't wanna go play in my room. - He don't wanna play in his room, baby.

I might even surprise you, honey, and pop the question.

- What are you reading? - Book on how to work carpentry.

- Yeah. - It's good.

Hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism.

You need to come and go as you please.

Doyle wouldn't really kill you, would he?

Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy MRS. J.D. Walker.

Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy MRS J.D. Walker.

You know Pam Tillis will vomit

I mean, I was never bent that way. I was bent the other way, you know.

Call D-lo I'm going to get the Rollers together

He's been treated and re-evaluated and doesn't show any signs anymore.

Get out! All of y'all!

Wait Jodi benson will vomit

I Ronnie Milsap will vomit

I'm gonna leave now. Fuck me!

and I hope you will too, so...

Looky right there. I believe you're right. I believe I see one right in there.

Good job, Karl. We got a touchdown.

I Threw Faron Willerman With A Medicine Blade

Lord knows, Doyle ain't a good one with his mean ass.

I reckon, if you want me to.

He'd just whup the tar outta me.

religion without imagination

I would ban Donnie’s guitar

No, we didn't have too much. Just barely enough to scrape by on, I reckon.

what you doin' a digging wit that stob?

Go fucking vomit Randy

Hey, Karl, come along with us. Vaughan, come on.

I like them Rhythm changes. Mm-hm

I'm the only sane son of a bitch here! Just get the fuck outta my house now!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Goddamnit, I wanna talk to him.

Linda and Frank are very important to me.

I guess. He went to the garage.

LRPD POLYGRAPHER INTERVIEW SCENARIO TEST IT AIN’T GOT NO GAS IN IT

I feel real, uh, real generous today. I feel like listening.

Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice.

she gave 'em to me for walking with her.

They know I'm well.

# Flaming swords #

Sometimes I reckon and sometimes I don't...

He's a regular whiz. It's all he's done since he was a kid.

Uh-uh. I ain't gonna wreck, honey. Come on. I'll be good, I promise.

and I hit my mother upside the head with it.

You're a weird little shit, Ketch, and I don't get you.

What i tell Roy when he gets on to me for leaving my keys inthe car (again)

See, here's the deal, Frank.

And your food's in the oven, warming over.