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She didn't want to have nothing to do with me in front of people,
I get real mean when my feet hurt.
Karl, what are you doing here? You want to come in?
You light him up in his eyes,
Did you have any brothers and sisters, growing up, to play with?
Can't you see I'm trying to relax?
Every time
All I want you to promise me...
Everything's bothering me. I'm hurting, Linda.
Didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay 'em too much of a wage.
Of course, Scooter's about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be.
The French fries are pretty good.
I ain't saying it's right. I'm just telling you it's the damn truth.
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well
I'll tell you what we need. We need some paying gigs.
but he doesn't want you to ask him anything.
Yes, ma'am.
Linda, go out there in the garage and get my guitar.
Also, Melinda, please don't tell anyone at the store
Mustard's good on 'em to me.
Mm-mm Naw naw
Now, here's the thing. He'll only talk to you,
Never mind the man who contemplates
- Why do you carry them around with you? - I ain't got no place to set 'em down.
I figured I'd play ball with you.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I don't think that's right.
Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.
Well, sit down. I'll make you some biscuits and gravy.
He don't look much like he would.
Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice
Yeah, they sell a little bit of everything.
- Huh? - No, sir.
I've slept in a good bed for a great long while.
- He's a nut, ain't he? - Isn't, Bubba. Don't say ain't.
I Play Cards With The Chief of Police
- What do you want, hon? - I wanna be baptized.
You know what I got a craving for? Some of that Chicken Champ.
Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper, but it has pictures.
You got no business to run. You don't even have to have a job.
The time has to be right, that's all.
just kinda staring at the wall,
All right, I'm a witness. I heard you threaten her.
You're not crippled. Get in there and make something.
We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:20 in the morning with hammers and shit
I ain't got nothing but them books.
They let you out so you can do as you please.
- Bill, I'll see you. - OK. Stop back by.
and some cleaning up supplies to have back there.
Or used to be.
Get the fuck out!
Ahright den.
If I ain't too stoved up.
I got some of that potted meat and soda crackers left over, if you want some.
See, Frank here needs all the friends he can get.
You need to vomit but it’s not gonna be easy
Yeah, that'll be fine. Karl, I'm gonna go out to the car and get your books.
So what's in your bag?
Just don't tell her folks that I'm here.
I ain't got no boy.
One fella says that the water's cold.
GET THE FUCK OUT
Momma...
# I'm not a stranger #
And I don't mean to be so damned...
Oh no. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel
just how retarded are you?
Now, there's one more thing. The way we lock these doors, you can't get out at night.
When you go to any DMV in Georgia
I just make like to myself that she loves me.
Before that I was thinking
Not unlike Gary Brooker of the Procol Harum.
Defunded...? Ok
Hey Kenny Rogers will vomit
Jerry, why didn't you give him Bubba's room? His sister's is a little girly, isn't it?
so now I gotta deal with that.
Karl?
Im hurting Amanda
I bet I know. You want a whole bunch of candy and a pop, right?
Hey, Karl!
A Mercury is a real good car.
We don't need to groffing practice Chip
You been sitting there like that all night?
that was comfortable for both she and I.
Other fella said the water's deep.
I thought you might like to have 'em.
OK. I give you my word on it.
I know better, though,
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. And Slapping My nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
There ain't no sense in you staying in that old greasy shop.
Yeah. Different kinds.
if I spent a lot more time over here,
I've learned to read some.
Yes, ma'am, I reckon.
I've studied on killing you.
# I'm a stranger #
You threw it in the trash barrel?
Thank you. It's name's A Christmas Carol.
- I didn't aim to. - You wanna sit down?
My mother's dead. My daddy, he's supposed to be around still.
Just digging. I ain't ever gonna be happy now.
Reckon what do you like to eat in there?
Carl knows
It's Sunday. You go on back to bed, now.
- How about you, Jerry? - How are you, Bill?
I guess so.
Freddy.
He threatened to kill her if she ever left him.
I got a momma. She's at work over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.
Jongo? He’s not funny ha-ha… Funny queer, mnn hmm.
- When are we gonna eat? - Hang on.
Star Wars... It Aint' Got No Gas In It
See, I come up with the good tunes, or melodies as we call 'em,
You’re a tunesmith
- You off of work? - Yes, sir.
Or a hearse, if you're going to kill me.
Now, I... I can't promise you that he'll hire you.
Aight, den
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. if you want lizzie mcguire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the videos
I don't see how you can eat all that stuff, with them insides it's made out of.
When the fuel economy is so bad, Your car be like:
OK.
if you get two frappucinos i'm gonna go out of my mind
You think it's safe to let him around that guy?
we're gonna get some shit straight.
I'll have to tell him about your history.
and emptied out the screwdrivers and washers and nuts and things out of it.
You ain't drunk driving, are you, Doyle?
Watership Down (1978)
Aint got no gas in it
It ain't the truth. He shot himself with a shotgun on purpose.
kept all her complaining down to a minimum.
Who's that strange-looking man behind you? Did he follow you in here?
I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards,
about why you ain't allowed at the First Baptist Church no more.
That's why him and me is the songwriting team of our group.
I can't go there now. I'll see you later.
They wanna ask you some questions about your release.
Tugboater finding out it's time to go home
They're always talking about it.
I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture
Did you check them points?
What Happened to David Louie Diddler Anyways?
Well, what would you like?
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
I like the way you talk
# I have seen #
They used to come out, one or the other of 'em,
but you're sitting in a crew-cab dually pickup.
# I stand with arms wide open #