Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, sit down. I'll make you some biscuits and gravy.

Now, here's the thing. He'll only talk to you,

I can't go there now. I'll see you later.

I've slept in a good bed for a great long while.

about why you ain't allowed at the First Baptist Church no more.

Who's that strange-looking man behind you? Did he follow you in here?

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.

Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice

Before that I was thinking

Tugboater finding out it's time to go home

we're gonna get some shit straight.

Other fella said the water's deep.

What Happened to David Louie Diddler Anyways?

so now I gotta deal with that.

Did you check them points?

I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture

But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. if you want lizzie mcguire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the videos

Im hurting Amanda

I ain't got no boy.

Watership Down (1978)

- I didn't aim to. - You wanna sit down?

The time has to be right, that's all.

It ain't the truth. He shot himself with a shotgun on purpose.

Aint got no gas in it

OK. I give you my word on it.

Well, what would you like?

Get the fuck out!

if I spent a lot more time over here,

I got a momma. She's at work over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.

See, Frank here needs all the friends he can get.

- You off of work? - Yes, sir.

- How about you, Jerry? - How are you, Bill?

- When are we gonna eat? - Hang on.

# I have seen #

but he doesn't want you to ask him anything.

We don't need to groffing practice Chip

Yes, ma'am, I reckon.

The French fries are pretty good.

I ain't got nothing but them books.

I get real mean when my feet hurt.

Yeah. Different kinds.

Reckon what do you like to eat in there?

I ain't saying it's right. I'm just telling you it's the damn truth.

Karl, what are you doing here? You want to come in?

Just don't tell her folks that I'm here.

Didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay 'em too much of a wage.

# I'm a stranger #

You threw it in the trash barrel?

# I'm not a stranger #

and some cleaning up supplies to have back there.

- Huh? - No, sir.

They wanna ask you some questions about your release.

You ain't drunk driving, are you, Doyle?

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well

I've studied on killing you.

Yeah, that'll be fine. Karl, I'm gonna go out to the car and get your books.

and emptied out the screwdrivers and washers and nuts and things out of it.

I bet I know. You want a whole bunch of candy and a pop, right?

You light him up in his eyes,

Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

I like the way you talk

I'll tell you what we need. We need some paying gigs.

You're not crippled. Get in there and make something.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don't see how you can eat all that stuff, with them insides it's made out of.

just kinda staring at the wall,

- He's a nut, ain't he? - Isn't, Bubba. Don't say ain't.

She didn't want to have nothing to do with me in front of people,

I thought you might like to have 'em.

Now, I... I can't promise you that he'll hire you.

He don't look much like he would.

You got no business to run. You don't even have to have a job.

One fella says that the water's cold.

- What do you want, hon? - I wanna be baptized.

that was comfortable for both she and I.

Can't you see I'm trying to relax?

Jongo? He’s not funny ha-ha… Funny queer, mnn hmm.

All I want you to promise me...

I'll have to tell him about your history.

That's why him and me is the songwriting team of our group.

All right, I'm a witness. I heard you threaten her.

I've learned to read some.

When the fuel economy is so bad, Your car be like:

But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. And Slapping My nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

but you're sitting in a crew-cab dually pickup.

kept all her complaining down to a minimum.

Never mind the man who contemplates

Thank you. It's name's A Christmas Carol.

He threatened to kill her if she ever left him.

Star Wars... It Aint' Got No Gas In It

So what's in your bag?

And I don't mean to be so damned...

Not unlike Gary Brooker of the Procol Harum.

I don't think that's right.

Everything's bothering me. I'm hurting, Linda.

Jerry, why didn't you give him Bubba's room? His sister's is a little girly, isn't it?

I know better, though,

Also, Melinda, please don't tell anyone at the store

They used to come out, one or the other of 'em,

You need to vomit but it’s not gonna be easy

I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards,

Linda, go out there in the garage and get my guitar.

If I ain't too stoved up.

You’re a tunesmith

We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:20 in the morning with hammers and shit

They're always talking about it.

Defunded...? Ok

I figured I'd play ball with you.

Just digging. I ain't ever gonna be happy now.

Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper, but it has pictures.

See, I come up with the good tunes, or melodies as we call 'em,

Yeah, they sell a little bit of everything.

My mother's dead. My daddy, he's supposed to be around still.

Did you have any brothers and sisters, growing up, to play with?

Oh no. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel

When you go to any DMV in Georgia

just how retarded are you?

A Mercury is a real good car.

You been sitting there like that all night?

Or a hearse, if you're going to kill me.

I just make like to myself that she loves me.

It's Sunday. You go on back to bed, now.

They let you out so you can do as you please.

GET THE FUCK OUT

You think it's safe to let him around that guy?

I got some of that potted meat and soda crackers left over, if you want some.

- Bill, I'll see you. - OK. Stop back by.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Hey Kenny Rogers will vomit

- Why do you carry them around with you? - I ain't got no place to set 'em down.

Of course, Scooter's about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be.

I Play Cards With The Chief of Police

Mustard's good on 'em to me.

Now, there's one more thing. The way we lock these doors, you can't get out at night.

There ain't no sense in you staying in that old greasy shop.

You know what I got a craving for? Some of that Chicken Champ.

# I stand with arms wide open #

if you get two frappucinos i'm gonna go out of my mind